Jackal Invention: Phototonic Chip

I couldn't resist the photographic implications on this post. This is some jackal ass shit. You know BMR be hatin' on that electricity, hypocritical as it may be while blogging, but this will apparently put the Den even easier to jackal it up in.

JOTD: Ray Lewis III

I feel bad for the school they dropped this mess on, but that's a hell of a day. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I suppose. For those of you too lazy for hyperlinks,


"He registered 206 yards and two TDs on punt returns, 101 on kickoff returns, 104 rushing, 27 receiving and 66 on passing, where he completed 6 of 6 attempts. The son of Baltimore Ravens LB Ray Lewis also had six tackles and a pass deflection."