

Jackal stocking stuffer...
Keep it Jackal as fuck and never let your clone show
I have been here 23 minutes and I am ready to kill every fucking body in this building.
"uh Lee do you have a folder full of all the menial mindless bullshit tasks I send you that aren't your job that I am too lazy to do" - boss (not the cool one)
"no, I file emails by work stream" - SS
"oh I just want to make sure everyone does everything I say" - boss (not the cool one)
"yeah I am pretty sure we never made edits to that doc. I made all the other edits that were requested" - SS
"let me go check my sent items" - boss (not the cool one)
"oh ok, have fun" - SS