Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Sneak Peek: Plompton Records HQ Opens Its Bosom to the Den


JOTD: Gore Vidal


This guy doesn't hold back a goddamn thing. That's why he's the Jackal of the Day. Ignore the stupid Brit/America sucks/"read my article" headline and read the dude's article. As I was looking for a picture of him, though, it turns out he always had a "beloved" cat. There's absolutely nothing jackal about that, but maybe he needs a little oil in his jackal vinegar if you know what I'm saying. If you have no clue what I'm saying, it's cool. Sticky Rice got "fatheaded" last night with my karaoke performance. I said "like a man" about 8 or 9 times and man was pronounced "may-awn", i.e. South Park, DVDA, Team America, etc.

fatheaded - "fat^hed-did" - past tense, verb: to be posterized as a life-size wall decoration, made an example
"Wow, Ray Lewis fatheaded the shit out of Darren Sproles in Week 2."

P.S. Have you EVER heard a more redneck story?