GCOESPN(gay clone of ESPN, which says a fuckin' lot)

The Ravens never get mentioned on ESPN until their wideout(a hardcore jackal motherfucker) decides he's going to retire. Merrill(ex-Steeler/Shittsburghian) looks like he's prepared to get an assfull in this photo. I'm gonna miss Derrick Mason, the dude howls like a mamba jamba. But what are we supposed to do? I find it hilarious that one of the NFL's most under-appreciated wideouts is retiring after a Hall of Fame-worthy career and the topic is "What will the Ravens do at wideout?" Shittsburgh, you're fucked come November 29 regardless, but that's a long time for us to figure out who will be Joe's guy. Yo, Merrill Hoge! Go to fuckin' sleep!

Is Ball Deep really that FG?

That the Tour De France is distracting him from posting?

I'm just saying...

How it's done, FetusFace, take some fuckin' notes!

Tisk, tisk, tisk. Some of you jackals haven't been posting. You know the best part? The jackals that have don't give a fuck. It's summer. Ain't shit going on. When jackals aren't mandated to flush their life down the 9 to 5 toilet, they're jackaling shit up on the town. Maybe they're "getting their dick wet", who fucking cares? We're not here to play Mother Hen and slap ninjas on the wrist when there is a lapse in the amount of UNF-ing.

Do you think Big Slack would give a shit if you didn't show up to help record the interludes for his latest album? No, he'd get Ball Deep up in the lab, maybe some Big Droppa. FetusFace, you are looking at it all the wrong way. You're the only jackal who is a "student". Summer for the rest of us means the same shit, but nicer weather out the window. You should see the lapse in Jackals Den posting as an opportunity to post some jackal ass shit while your recuperating. It's fuckin' hard to be "going out every night and getting awesome and getting my dick wet". That sounds like a couple of jackal nights in a row. Care to share the events? Got any pictures of all these women? Surely while the rest of us keep hatin' on the Den, you'll be able to 'pick up the slack', so to speak. Right? FetusFace?