Jackal Memories of my childhood: Metallica pre-GAFness

gold Jerry.....gold


fitting to what is going on in 'Merica

Hip hop lives forever

G(phobic)COTD: Christian Evangelicals

Shocker. American evangelicals started the Ugandan anti-homosexual movement. Why don't these dudes admit they like screwing other dudes and stop messing with gay people from the guilt.



This gay ass evangelical dude said the gays are "ramming it down their throat" What a fag.

Ugandan bigotry and discrimination = funny and lighthearted sounding but they are still sentencing gay people to death.

American gay dude pretending he is not gay for fear of hell = sad

World Cup Preview!!

Africa is funny as fuck...

Please fix this Obama...for the love of everything Jackal

"Junkshot" - failed (but hilarious name)
"top kill" - failed
"top hat" - failed (fucking Brits...clone ass name)
"cut" and "cap" - failed
Tony CEO GCOTCentury "I want my life back" - major failure KFTC
'Merica - failed
BP "bullshit" "deceive" "flatout lie to everyone" - raving success

For fuck's sake. And this is the best our gubment can muster "Clean this mess up or else we will be really really angry and stuff." 50 days later. Really? We have tanks and shit. Come on Obama, didn't dubya teach you anything? We can just start wars whenever we want. US vs. BP we are bound to win. It is like Persian Gulf I. Braveheart those muthafuckas! FREEEDOOOMM!

Kick anyone's ass please. I'll help.

Shit, find someone to pay me my salary and I'll go down and start cleaning right now. Just fix this shit.

PS we are all addicted to oil and this is all of our faults. (cell phones, plastics, cars, computers, electricity, yada yada yada - all rely on oil production) I am well aware of this and that is what is killing me the most I think. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go send a text message will driving my massive SUV, and drinking out of a plastic water bottle to get a block down the street.

Don't go spending my money BD2...

Don't try and forget about this bet. I'm holding you to it and you're screwed.



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You're done son!