Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Keep Fucking That Chicken: Big Tobacco

Quitting is the right thing to do, isn't it? I want to quit. Millions of smokers do. When you go to buy the patch though, you're shocked to find out how much it costs. Long term, it's the right thing to do, but in the short term, is a smoker more likely to spend 7/8$ or 60$?
I'm convinced NicoDerm and R.J. Reynolds are in fuckin' cahoots. This is the type of bullshit, along with everything else on the Den I vent about constantly, that makes BMR smoke in the first place. Keep fucking that chicken.

Apocalypse How: Middle East

Oh fuck.



* Let this play to the end or fast forward, there are about 10 George W. Bushisms that are fuckin' priceless.