LOTD: Bear Puncher

Yo, Alaska, do ya thang! That shit is fuckin' lynx as fuck. bhmf, can you scrounge up a photo of this chick? I want to see if she's hot. She's definitely the Lynx of the Day. I tried to embed this YouTube link, but Blogspot has been fucking up lately. Yeah I said it. Try the moving GIF on for size, not too shabby. Definitely watch every Wicker Man YouTube link, though. Quite possibly the worst movie ever made, but hilarious. 

Friday Hottie: Rachael Cordingley

JOTD: BMR

Yeah, at 01:15, Captain Douche Bag runs the red light and causes a wreck. He has a joke MAIF insurance account and if it weren't for the FOIA, this cracker would have been up shits creek without a terd to paddle. A lesson to you little jackal puppies, when you get in a car wreck, call the freaking cops. Otherwise you drive around with a broke ass front fender and a horn that doesn't work for two months before you beg the local gubmint to release video footage of the event you swear to fucking Christ fucking happened, but you need a damn near act of Christ himself to prove it. Safe to say, red Acura 9AD5621 done fucked with the wrong jackal.

Gubmint with a Haarp

WTF God?

East coast isnt the modern Sodom and Gomorrah (at least, not as much as the Left Coast). Dog went nuts, I thought somebody was trying to break in my back door, let the dog go after the mofo, didnt see anybody, then realized it wasnt somebody shaking my back deck somehow, the whole motherfuckin house was shaking.

How the hell was I feeling a goddamn earthquake that strong? Scary as fuck. It would be different if I lived in an area of high tectonic activity, but that shit dont shake rattle n roll in MD!

Anyway, kind of amazing to feel that much power, especially since no damage or harm to me and mines.

Thanks G, or Gmnt, if you be shooting that HAARP.

P.S., I really wish I had a tshirt printing business today, because I would be selling "I survived 5.9 East Coast Earthquake 2011 " Tshirts for $20 a pop, and fools be buying them like hotcakes.

Hobo with a Shotgun

I find myself becoming more and more of a fan of movies with descriptive title. Hot Tub Time Machine, Snakes on a Plane, and now this one- Hobo with a Shotgun.

It doesn't explore any dystopian ideas about society, or social mores, it just plan kicks ass, with you guessed it, a hobo with a shotgun. Highly recommended.

Florida is Hilarious

I can't get enough of these dumb rednecks. This guy's name is Dale. Apparently, he's freaking out the squares with his drinking problem.

"They say 52-year-old Dale McDaniel has chased neighbors down with a chainsaw and even assaulted a disabled man confined to a wheelchair by slapping him in the face with a fish."

Wailing Souls= Sublime Roots

Yes, DPA's have been consumed. Yes, Sublime videos be watched on utizzle. So, OBD is ready to drop a lil Sublime knowledge. Sublime's "Pawnshop" is a cover of the Wailing Souls' (note the appropriate apostrophe action) (busting some alliteration in this bitch as well) "War deh the john shop", which I have screened, but I like their mashup of the original with a lil bit of Sublime (mainly just changing john shop (don't axe me wtf that crazy jamaican shit is) to pawn shop). ,

RTB Presents- Awesome Shit to do on your weekends when football isnt on/your not married (anymore)

Racing circ saws and grinders. Give up your balls if you dont respect the awesomeness.

Friday Hottie: Tamara Guenthner

Jackal Invention: Gator Chicken

Whoa, easy there evolutionary biology! Y'all are pushing it, but as the title of the post indicates, it's kinda JAF.

Best new web series.

I am buying a boat next year. Most likely a sailboat, but I can probably get at least as hot a chick with half the accent that she has. I will supply the redneckness/and or find a weird semi-indian looking ugly motherfucker to do it for me, and clean the fish. Or the half-accent girl can clean it. Gar taste like shit. Catfish are good.

Seriously, anybody down for a tuna trip ($$$) or at least a rockfish trip ($)?

bhmf, can I stay at your place?

So, I'm not about to proclaim billhicksmostfunnydamus quite yet, but what say you jackals to this?

And the gay clone of the day.......

............award goes to................................drumroll please..........................this douchebag.

Insert Nelson from the Simpsons laugh here.

KFTC: Reatlity TV

I'm sure some shithead is excited that this will bring ratings.

Baboons Ninja! (plus a few Komodo Dragons for good measure)

Check out the 2nd one especially, the baboon goes apeshit (baboonshit) on those flamingos! Why is not at least a semipro or even an arena football team named The Baboons?

Friday Hottie: Leann Tweeden

 I'm not sure if this is a double post or not. Don't much care, my whole concept of time and space have been raped by working overnights/two jobs this week. Keep up the good posts, jackals. This ninja will get back on the post wagon. Especially if the world keeps taking a collective crap as it has been.

Sign of Things to Come.......

............hope to say it won't happen in my lifetime, but then again denying the obvious is not a healthy way to live your life.

Just want to keep Jackals up to date on things that are happening out in that crazy world of ours.

Ya GODDAMN RIGHT..........

...........that shit be worth its weight in gold and what not.

$1800 an ounce is alright with me seeing as I got my ounces when it was $1140 an ounce. Would like to see it top $2000 like everyone is saying it will. But on second thought I don't care what the price is b/c my shit ain't for sale.

Read btw the lines Jackals, "Investors -market collapse- pull -societal collapse -money -desperate hungry people- out -utter chaos- of -end of industrial civilization as we know it - stocks - gonna happen sometime sooner or later, but we are getting closer to the sooner side of that equation."

And for those serious Ninjas what this all boils down to is if your BUG OUT BAG ain't packed and ready you are going to find yourself up creek with no MOTHERFUCKING PADDLE and your canoe is headed for some mean looking RAPIDS!!!

Just saying........

Sexy Rexy? Really???

Even a lifelong fan has to laugh at this bitch- (copied directly from PFT )

“We’re just waiting in the wings ready to take over the NFC East. Nobody’s talking about us, it’s right where we wanna be. You look at us from top to bottom out here, there’s a bunch of great players. And we don’t need people saying we’re the best right now. But when it’s all said and done, I really feel like this team’s gonna win the [NFC] East."

Every goddamn year, I think the same thing Rex, in preseason. Even in the beginning of JIM FREAKIN ZORN'S 2nd year I thought that! The problem is you and the guy Shannatan will stake his reputation on are the fucking QB's.

I won't say bring back Jeff George, but at this point, I would consider the ole ball coach's boy, Danny Woeful over either of these two idiots. And they haven't even played a down of PRESEASON yet.

Where did my optimism of last week go? My backup team I root for now is the Browns. They are also bad, but they have a bruising white running back (Hillis, see Madden 12 cover), a decent quarterback, and are building their team up. Plus, not in the NFC, so I can legally root for them.

This was on the same page, and too funny, so heres another one.

New series- Another in Depth Post from RTB

annnnnnnd done.

Wha#t 495! Th*e Sh4IT ~is up*with the godda^^^^mn comments&!

I'm no internet engineer, but fuck google, your shit be fuckin up. Been goin on for awhile now. Fix it, somebody.

This is what happens Larry........

.........when you own a PINK handgun and when you watch too many, "movies and TV shows, like Sons of Anarchy, that show tough guys with guns shoved into their jeans (which) are not realistic".

To quote the article: "The cops and robbers of the silver screen most likely use rubber weapons, which weigh far less than the real things."

I mean seriously put that shit in your fucking pocket or listen to the PO PO and get a fucking holster you cheap dumb bastard. In your waistband, seriously? I mean do you think that thing is secure flopping around in your pants??? Not to mention I would like to see you draw your piece when it is stuck precariously inside your pants. That'd be a fucking laugh! Shit if he didn't shoot himself putting it in there he sure as hell would probably shoot himself trying to pull it out real quick!

So will modern medicine save this idiot's reproductive capabilities? Or perhaps he has already reproduced? Aghast let us hope not! Let Darwin thin the herd I say!

Another In depth blog from Rusty Trom Bone.

Name familiar with a former homey of ours? Possibly residing in naptown now?

Also, since Sunday is like my Friday- RTB Sunday Hot News Caster- Robin Meade, aka the only reason to watch headline news on CNN, for the person with the longest nickname and furthest away from CONUS.

Salt n Peppa

Coming to 9:30 club 9/20. Any soldiers down? Looking at nuggets and BMR specifically.

Keeping It Jackal: Sao Paolo, Brazil

 I never called for it on the Den, but I have wondered why no one else did this yet. Brazil is straight keepin' it jackal as fuck. How could you not with this ridiculous ass around you all the time?

Oh yeah, this is the same awesome city that banned advertising. Suck one, Coca Cola. 

Rusty T.'s School of Hilarious Shit: Best Tagline Ever

Hahahahahahaha! More hilarious shit please.

If Rusty T Bone WERE Mayor........

Motherfucking Scrimps be getting scalped and shit. And if I were mayor I'd run over your car if you even looked at me the wrong way. Fuck your car dude!