This breaches the absurd, I really like the excuse.
Lebron, shat on, but Nike wipes it away
CTB Show 495: A(I) Self Aware Podcast
2 days ago
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Intermediate Boogers McRibese
That was a nice warmup. Where were you when this was regulatin' bitches like the FCC?
God, I hope you stumbled upon this page by accident. Hopefully, you're a religious freak who is convinced that every contributor is an agent of Beezilbub himself.
(If you googled a search term and you foung the Jackals' Den, you're about to be UNF'd. Beezilbub is a reference to Lucifer, Satan, the Dark Prince, etc.)
On your way out, do me a solid and take the sandy rake out of your Virginia Baked Ham wallet.
(Do me a favor and pull the sandy lawn tool out of your va-jayjay)
100 mutha fuckin' jackalisms.
(100th post)
That calls for celebration.
(Let's get awesome)
Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant wouldn't believe it if you told him.
(The hip hop artist, Ol' Dirty Bastard would be impressed)
A lot of things have happened in this first week. We had jackal-on-jackal fecal toss, we saw Mancation relived in comic shorts, we pointed out a couple gay clones among us, that would have otherwise gone undetected.
(We posted a lot of things we shouldn't have, I could only list three subjects that our 100 posts could fall under)
Gay clones are like roaches in Northeast DC.
(There's a lot of them)
The weather is nice, so you throw on some flip-flops and walk the dog. Little do you know, on a hot summer night, they're scurrying across the sidewalk and you look like Fred Astaire shuffling and dancing around them. It's like, dude, all I want to do is walk my dog(be a jackal) and I keep having to watch my step and walk around roaches(look out for gay clones).
(I'm not parenthesizing an already parenthesized paragraph, or am I?)
Jackals are evolving. The Jackals Den is perpetuating their influence, thanks to the internets and wide world of webs.
(I had never heard "wide world of webs" before, give a jackal DAP)
As we commemorate this milestone, let's reflect upon the jackals that paved the way. For there will always be a yard to stomp. Skrimpture won't stop so long as the world is revolving. This aggression will not stand. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
(DON'T SLEEP!)
Happy Hunny, Jackals Den.
(Happy One Hundreth Post, Jackals' Den)
Here's to you sproutin' a couple little black curlies.
(Go fuck yourself)
God, I hope you stumbled upon this page by accident. Hopefully, you're a religious freak who is convinced that every contributor is an agent of Beezilbub himself.
(If you googled a search term and you foung the Jackals' Den, you're about to be UNF'd. Beezilbub is a reference to Lucifer, Satan, the Dark Prince, etc.)
On your way out, do me a solid and take the sandy rake out of your Virginia Baked Ham wallet.
(Do me a favor and pull the sandy lawn tool out of your va-jayjay)
100 mutha fuckin' jackalisms.
(100th post)
That calls for celebration.
(Let's get awesome)
Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant wouldn't believe it if you told him.
(The hip hop artist, Ol' Dirty Bastard would be impressed)
A lot of things have happened in this first week. We had jackal-on-jackal fecal toss, we saw Mancation relived in comic shorts, we pointed out a couple gay clones among us, that would have otherwise gone undetected.
(We posted a lot of things we shouldn't have, I could only list three subjects that our 100 posts could fall under)
Gay clones are like roaches in Northeast DC.
(There's a lot of them)
The weather is nice, so you throw on some flip-flops and walk the dog. Little do you know, on a hot summer night, they're scurrying across the sidewalk and you look like Fred Astaire shuffling and dancing around them. It's like, dude, all I want to do is walk my dog(be a jackal) and I keep having to watch my step and walk around roaches(look out for gay clones).
(I'm not parenthesizing an already parenthesized paragraph, or am I?)
Jackals are evolving. The Jackals Den is perpetuating their influence, thanks to the internets and wide world of webs.
(I had never heard "wide world of webs" before, give a jackal DAP)
As we commemorate this milestone, let's reflect upon the jackals that paved the way. For there will always be a yard to stomp. Skrimpture won't stop so long as the world is revolving. This aggression will not stand. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
(DON'T SLEEP!)
Happy Hunny, Jackals Den.
(Happy One Hundreth Post, Jackals' Den)
Here's to you sproutin' a couple little black curlies.
(Go fuck yourself)
Rock the Bells or APW: You decide
shitty hippies and wiggers, horrible noise, unintelligable vocals
shitty hippies and hipsters, horrible noise, unintelligable vocals
Actually Fuck It. All of these festivals lick balls. "I'm too ol' fo dis shit Riggs."
shitty hippies and hipsters, horrible noise, unintelligable vocals
Actually Fuck It. All of these festivals lick balls. "I'm too ol' fo dis shit Riggs."
BBQ Recap (just for you Head)
I bought a bunch of food.
I cooked a bunch of food.
Boogs got a bunch of beer.
People came over and ate said food and drank a little beer.
The people in the pictures got awesome.
Everyone else had a gay clone excuse.
I woke up the next morning and made an epic journey to small town USA which I will recap later...
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