Wild Ride

.......what goes up must come down.

A ride for the ages indeed.................................

Hey SS where you at? Heard Birdman is betting $5 million on the Pats, I think that would be a good bet for you. I got $20 towards your cause. Whaddya say playa? Why dontcha stop hiding and show yo ugly Jackal face once and a while..........pussy ass Giants.

Karma Is A Bitch: Jennifer Dennison

It's probably some bad karma of my own that I enjoy reading this, but I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, bitch, and your hairsprayed, bleached blonde white trash awesomeness. Robbing from your in-laws who suffer from dementia?
"Jennifer Dennison closed at least six of her in-laws' accounts and took approximately $513,535, leaving them with nothing, the report states."

Wow: Sucks to Be That Guy

A hapless state information-technology worker who usually joined his office lottery pool took a pass last week -- only to learn that seven positive-thinking pals nailed a whopping $319 million Mega Millions jackpot, said a deli owner who knows the winners.

"The word is that when they were going around the office asking who wanted in on the pool, one guy said no, that he wasn't feeling lucky,"

Cook said the geek squad came in for lunch daily -- but haven't been seen since beating the one-in-176-million odds in Friday's drawing. Customers who know the winners told her they weren't planning to return to their jobs -- except to pass along unfinished business to colleagues.

KFTC, New York Post, as if the poor fucker didn't already feel like dying.

Don't go spending my money BD2...

Don't try and forget about this bet. I'm holding you to it and you're screwed.



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You're done son!

JOTD: The General

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Free dinner and drinks on donkeys from work.

DEFINITION of Jackal

Wednesday November 25, 2008
6am - Wake up and head off to boring as work. Only Jackal activity of note is eating 3 pounds of meat at Hee Been Korean BBQ for lunch

5pm - Hit the grocery store on the way home for a cooler full of energy drinks. Could SS be planning something epic? Could he be planning to take back his get awesome crown?

Thursday November 26, 2008

1am - Head off to NYC for the parade.

6:30am - Get off the Subway and hit the parade route.

9am - The parade is the jump off. The Lynx comes through by knowing some dude named Ron that is all drunk and loud and giving the entire parade props and really is a Jackal from another mother.

12:30pm - Back in the car and headed to MD

12:31pm - Both the Mrs and the Lynx pass the fuck out leaving your boy on his own to get us back to MD alive.

12:32pm - Drink 1st Monster energy drink.

12:35pm - Falling asleep in shitty Philly traffic. Suck one Aldente Schwanz. I hate you I hate Jersey I hate Philly I hate Philly traffic.

12:40pm - Drink 2nd Monster energy drink.

12:50pm - They kick in. Driving. Rapping. Swerving. Making awesome time. Feeling most high for the Dos Def.

4pm - Back to HoCo shocking the in laws with our level of awesomeness and over to the grandparents.

6pm - Back to the in laws and I stop in the garage to grab a beer before even entering the house. I've earned it.

7pm - Dinner, beer, wine, champagne, scotch, scotch scotch!!!

11pm - After a handful of drinks, after the Mrs goes to bed, after I watch the Giants suck, after both of my drinking buddies pass out/fall asleep, after 41 consecutive hours of being awake and being awesome Scar Shoulders rests... but not for long.

Friday November 27, 2008

10am - Hit the bank and turn small bills into Hundys.

2pm - BWI flight takes off for Chi-Town.

5pm (Chi Town time) - Chi-Town beers during the layover.

8pm (Vegas time) - Touch down head to the Mirage and . . . . . . meet up with BD2 to get awesome!

9pm through 2am - Get awesome with the Mrs and BD2 and Mrs BD2. Get the Mrss so awesome in fact yours truly has to escort her to bed. But Scar Shoulders, shouldn't you get some sleep too? After all it's 5am east coast time and you have only slept 8 of the last 72 hours...



5am - Finally head back to the room after a solo gambling mission while the rest of my group was catching Zs (yes BD2 I am calling you a bitch) losing a hundy on Hold Em (where I had 2 more scotches and was pretty close to falling asleep at the table) and another hundy on craps (2 more scotches please!). Go to sleep knowing that not in his wildest dreams could Babyface get this awesome. Straight fire homey.



Saturday November 28, 2009 (SSs 29th Bday)



I'll let BD2 put down the permanent record of what went down this day but I can tell you this much. We started drinking a hair after noon while freaking out some squares at the dolphin and tiger exhibit. It didn't stop it just continued through football watching, steak dinner eating, Cirque de Soliel shows, drinks at Rhumbar, and finally Roulette and Craps playing where BD2 and Mrs BD2 bitched out on gambling at the worst time ever as SS and Mrs SS got way hot on craps and took $250 and $150 respectively off the Casino before calling it a night around 3am.



All in all SS has been getting awesome for the better side of 5 days now. I'de love to write more but I got a bloody mary to get and football to watch.



Your move Babyface.

Degenerate gambling leads to...charity?

Ever go to a work happy hour? Ever get drunk at one? Ever try to talk two coworkers into making a bet on fantasy football? Ever convince them to come to terms on said bet by making a bet with another coworker on fantasy football and then calling them pussies? Ever lose said bet? Ever wake up on a Tuesday morning and do this to your face and then have to figure out a way to explain it to the people laughing at you at work (as well as your unsuspecting wife)?

Low and behold I have now joined the Movember movement! Sure I have to keep the Stache for an extra 10 days but at least my bosses don't know about my degenerate gambling that shows no regard for work place decorum and good sense! Mustaches to beat Prostate Cancer! Yeah that's what happened! Bosses can't be against Movember because that makes them for Prostate Cancer! So feel free to donate to my misery and humiliation. Dig deep Jackals...

My Movember Profile That Accepts Tax Deductible Donations