Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Bacon Tuxedo Anyone?







I don't have much to say other then I have seen some love of bacon from everyone (especially Lee with the Bacon vodka)!!! How much would you love to see A.G. in this for a good long night just like when he lost a bet and wore the pink jumpsuit!!!


Place to buy the tuxedo:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11943.html

Fuckin' good Beer

Boog introduced me to the wonderful world of Dale's Pale Ale this time last year.  The stuff is amazing and will get you good and awesome with very little effort.  I just picked up the Pilsner from the Oskar Blues Brewery called Mama's Little Yella Pils.  Shit is slamming.  Plus , they are bicycle friendly company if you're into that sort of thing there is that too.  Get some!

Innocent Until Proven Guilty



"Of course, if you're busy or whatnot, I'm sure the cops will track him down. In other news..."

Oops!

Oh?? Having a 15ft 150lb killer reptile that is capable of eating large mammals, in a house is a bad idea?? I get it now. Thanks for clearing that up.

Douche. They should lock this fucker up, or better yet, feed him to the fucking snake.


"A 2-year-old Florida child died after being strangled by a pet python,
police said.
Sumter County Sheriff's Lt. Bobby Caruthers said
detectives are investigating the toddler's death, but it appeared that the
child was strangled by the snake. The tragedy occurred at a house near the city of
Oxford, Fla., shortly before 9:30 a.m. on Wednesday, local media
reported. Officers were at the scene, according to MyFOXOrlando.com.
Pythons are a non-native species to Florida, according to the Florida
Wildlife Commission. But many people own Burmese pythons, which can grow
more than 15 feet long and weigh more than 150 pounds. Florida wildlife
officials also have reported multiple sightings of Burmese pythons in the
wild."


GCOTD: NJ State Police and DMV

min 2:16....priceless

The den has been infiltrated!! I think these Jersey gay clones must have heard me bashing their state the other week because I got pulled over this morning. Got me for 69 in a 55 mph zone. Good news for me is that he pulled me over as I was decelerating because he could have gotten me for triple digits a few miles up the road (snicker), but I digress.

To make matters worse, my license expired yesterday, so I have to go and get that renewed. Due to the fact that the state deficit is bigger than some countries annual budget, the DMV is only open during the week, which means I have to go on my lunch break. I tried to go today, walked in to the local cesspool of society a.k.a. DMV and then directly back out again because I like money and I need my job to get it and I could have spent the entire afternoon there.

These Jersey muthafuckas are holdin' a jackal down. I may do some texting while driving on the way home as a little retaliation.

Baltimore? On the map?


That's twice Bmore gets the national spotlight. That comeback win from being down 10-1 was sweet, but I wish it was against the Stankees. Although, the Sawx are the better team right now. Underdogs are what Baltimore does best. Pittsburgh, I hope you had a nice hockey season, skrimps 'bout to get put asleep!

Blowing Off Steam Alert!

From yesterday's Associated Press interview with Mark Sanford, the embattled and philandering governor (at least for now) of South Carolina:
Sanford, at times crying and unabashedly emotional, acknowledged in the AP interview that he had casual encounters with other women while he was married but before he met Chapur. They took place during trips outside the country to "blow off steam" with male friends.

"What I would say is that I've never had sex with another woman. Have I done stupid? I have. You know you meet someone. You dance with them. You go to a place where you probably shouldn't have gone," Sanford said, declining to discuss details. But he said those encounters were nothing like his relationship with Chapur.

"If you're a married guy at the end of the day you shouldn't be dancing with somebody else. So anyway, without wandering into that field we'll just say that I let my guard down in all senses of the word without ever crossing the line that I crossed with this situation."

Emphasis mine. Does anyone else see where I'm going with this? Was Steven on these trips?

Greatest Sports Headline Ever: "Believe it: Orioles rally from 10-1 deficit, win"


"Believe it: Orioles rally from 10-1 deficit, win

Trailing Red Sox by nine runs in seventh inning, O's post back-to-back five-run innings, rally to win in biggest comeback in franchise history"

Sorry I missed it, sounds like it was an amazing game.

If only it mattered...

Jackals BBQ


Dust off your dungaroos and put on your super slacks your boy ScarShoulders is throwing another 3rd of July BBQ.
My place on Friday. Come over anytime after 2pm. I'll provide the meat for grilling.
Bring beer and sides. Prepare to get awesome.
Ball D lets try and keep the tater tot talk to a minimum and all of my patio furniture in my yard this year....