Jackal's Day in Court:

On the morrow, BMR is going to do his best to seek retribution. This aggression will not stand, Fanny. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. I can't imagine how much it must suck to be a lawyer. Although, my roommate is a lawyer and she works tirelessly, to little avail, so I have an idea. But I've been "building my case" and this shit sucks. Wish a jackal luck...

OLD NEWS

As if Papa John's didn't already suck enough (food poisoning 3x).

http://ballhype.com/story/pizza_chain_apologizes_for_crybaby_lebron_shirt/

SOMEONE FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO FUCK IRELAND

AND I'M CURRENTLY WATCH NBA OFFICIALS SIMILARLY FUCK THE BULLETS.

GGGRRRRRRRR!!!!

I fully admit that the likelihood of going into Dallas and beating the Cowboys is not a likely scenario this Sunday. To the Redskins credit they did upset the Broncos, albeit against Chris Simms, but last time I checked a win is a win. Plus the 'Boys are dealing with injuries on the O-line and running backs just like the Redskins. I just hope the Redskins secondary doesn't play like they did last week, because Romo could have a good day if that happens. I do not expect it will because as inept as the Redskins offense is, the defense is just as if not more so diesel.

If there is one thing most football fans can agree on it's "Fuck Dallas". For example look how the Green Bay radio announcer took his chance to create violent imagery of murdering them. Here is last week's call of the Woodson interception:

"1st-goal at the one...WOODSON! DAGGER NUMBER TWO! Right through the star of the Dallas Cowboys Helmet!"

Awesome.

That is why I ask all my real, live Jackals to tune in to watch the Cowboys November slump begin with a loss to the 3-6 Redskins in Dallas Sunday at 1PM.


Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....ballleevvee it....GO SKINS....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....Cheeseburgers....'Merca.....GO SKINS!



(Fully admit the gayness of this video, but couldn't help posting it...)