Surprise Cockbags!!!!! GO........A........SLEEP.

Holy Shit balls! Momo made you homos look like Tony Romo.

Surprise cockbags!...Victory Blouses.



By the way, I made the mistake of passing by Greener and Fatass this morning on ESPN. They referred to their brackets as their "Sheets of Integrity." Quite possibly the lamest shit I have ever heard. Mine is fucked now because I had Duck (my new name for the Blue Clones) going to the final four. It was a serious error in judgement that will never happen again. I place myself at the mercy of the Den for such a gross misjudgement of all that is jackal. Fuck Duke. 'Merica.


PS - I just watched CNN (Clearly not News) and they keep showing arab nations with people saying " Allah Lakbah" "God is great" and then some shit blows up. I am not a bigot and I do not judge others religions (well maybe the second part) but Islam needs to check itself before it wriggitywrecks itself. Jesus I am glad I am 'Merican. Obama is sort of being a pussy about all of this. Can you please tell us what the hell is going on over there and stop being all Michael Biehn in Navy S.E.A.L.S. about everything?!? Frenchys taking over? Troops on the ground? Gadhafi's head on a spike? Something. Don't go all Bush "evildoers" or anything just some details... shit. We gonna go over there and blow some shit up and then get highed up at some brothel. Or something of the sort. Act like you got a pair. Fucking Ivy leaguers. His time is limited I am afraid...

Friday Hottie: Rhian Sugden

 

Fish in a Barrel: Michelle Bachmann

A ninja ain't even gotta type shit...

WTF?: Sabre-toothed Vegetarians

This made me think of Head and KOTJ(where the fuck is that guy?) and how jackals tend to belittle vegetarian jackals. I had no idea sabreteeth could ever have been wasted on vegetables, but that's what scientists are for.

JOTD: Buck Showalter

"The first time we went to Yankee Stadium, I screamed at Derek Jeter from the dugout," Showalter told the magazine, according to the Bergen Record. "Our guys are thinking, 'Wow, he's screaming at Derek Jeter.' Well, he's always jumping back from balls just off the plate. I know how many calls that team gets -- and yes, he [ticks] me off."

"I'd like to see how smart Theo Epstein is with the Tampa Bay [Rays] payroll," Showalter told Men's Journal, according to the Record. "You got Carl Crawford 'cause you paid more than anyone else, and that's what makes you smarter? That's why I like whipping their butt. It's great, knowing those guys with the $205 million payroll are saying, 'How the hell are they beating us?' "




Shout out to Ol' Filthy for the link...

FallOut Bunkers Boogers Style!

Thought some Jackals might be interested in saving their hinds come 2012. Maybe we can all pool our money and get one of the "apocalyptic 2012 shelters" mentioned.

Instead of a wine room we get a MGD room and a THC room and hell while we are at it, a peyote room.

I dunno, might be my best idea to date...........