Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Motherfucking TIPS on how to stay undercover

As most of you know Jackals must live an undercover life, our alter egos as good natured neighbors/workers/parents/tax paying civilians must be kept at all costs.


A lot of Gay talk has gone around the den regarding amount of skin to be displayed in posts.



I am not proposing to get us firewalled, so bikinis and good curves allowed, no naked stuff (even skittles wasn't naked it!). To avoid prying work eyes follow these guidelines:


1. Alt + Space + C: Mothefuckas not knowing this, is like mothefuckas not having a fake id in middle school...WTF? This one hand ninja move quickly closes the application and can be done while you turn around.

2. Alt + Tab: Quickly switching between applications won't only enhance your slacking productivity but give you a Superman aura that soon you'll be watching full 2hr porn movies at work.


GO TO SLEEP.

8 comments:

  1. It's like you read my fucking mind that this was about to come to a head. Well played Mr Peanut. The vote still counts though... although this is a somewhat convincing argument.

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  2. amazing... as long as it is not worse than skittles I am game. A face in the picture sometimes helps in explaining it as art rather than a rectal exam.

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  3. also like head said make it a link that explains what it is so we have the choice to click or not. If I lose my blog access I might go postal.

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  4. Way to represent two totally different positions there Ball Deep. Well done.

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  5. your vote thing makes no sense. yes i want to see hot chicks, no i do not want them in my face when i open the page. add a link, no nudity problem solved...

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  6. A vote for either of the "no" selections is a vote for links. He can link to hardcore transvestite beastiality and I don't see why that would be a problem. Jackals click on links at their own risk. And I think bare tits on the page is also a no go no matter what. We are voting purely on if the two posts he posted before should be allowed to continue, nothing more, nothing less.

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  7. in that case reef chicks and spanish chick ok, skittles borderline, probably over the line anything more....too much

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