HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS UNTIL NOW??

HAHA, yo be duece homos! Kind of jealous though. I want to spit some late 90's Wu-Tang cliches in a rap sometime- talkin bout ya ole earth, 850i's. haha.

Wazzup Scarscratchy voice!

Jackal Inventions: Pizza Vending Machine

If you thought we were done getting awesomely fat and enormous as a civilization, you best check your motherfuckin' self. Shit's about to get real.

Oh yeah, and did I mention, it's an election year? HA! The Den is dead. Pfft.