Heading to the Inferno that is the East Coast!

If these retards (imagine yourself a picture of some goofily dressed Mounties right here) delay me or hold me up in anyway God help them. It won't be God save the queen let me tell you. Fucking over dressed zealots. Ha ha I kid I love the mounties and I love Canada, play Neil Young every time I get to the border as a mini karmic peace offering.

So you Jackals better be getting ready to do some serious fucking camping. I know BMR is down. I know Rusty T Bone is down. Glinker's (I forget his Den moniker cause the sorry ass never posts shit, so how am I to remember?) gotta hike 50 miles on the AT I hear. Pussy. I just hope this shit happens and no one gets burnt alive or falls off the mountainside cause they are so damn intoxicated. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt you know. Safe camping and following all the local laws and regulations is what we here at the Den are all about. Oh shit who am I kidding, I need to go pack. Procrastinated long enough.