KFTC: Crazy Bitches

Wow. There are quite a few things in this story that make me scratch my head. You're 30, why are you fucking around with 19 year-olds? If you are indeed packing your schwanz into a 19 year-old vajayjay, why are you tattooing it's name on your neck. Why does anyone, R.J. Bentley's waitress or otherwise, get their neck tatted?

Rusty T.-conomics: Buy a Car, Get an AK-47

Now that's how you get automobiles off the lot. I'm sure the Lynx would be like, "No, now the car buyer can go rob a bank!" or some shit. Whatever. We'll get out of this recession, or we'll just be heavily armed when shit completely hits the fan.

Pickles probably prevent Prostate cancer

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