JOTD: The Jackals

All y'all are my ninjas for real. Much love and respect. Howl if ya hear me.

ps this Nas and Damien Marley album that came out last week is ridiculously good.

Keep Fucking That Chicken: The Republican Party

When told that Puerto Rico was not a country, he said, “I don’t care what you call it.”

I really want to hear that this guy is giving old girl the business. Vaughn, let's her it, gag reflex or no gag reflex?

GCOTD: My Roommate

ACTUAL CONVERSATION:(obviously not)

BMR: Yo, what up, bitch?

Roomie: Ain't shit, ninja. Chillin'.

BMR: Aight, aight. Check it. BMR's office is closing at 1 and a jackal is trying to get awesome. I told my people it would be cool if they came over.

Roomie: Well, shit, BMR, I don't know. I was going to clean the house and go to work on Saturday on a holiday weekend and not, you know, interact with anyone in a social context. Would it be cool if you just went to bed at ten like I do and we could both be miserable and not have fun? Ever?

BMR: Pfft. How about this? I'll clean the bathrooms and pretend right now like we won't come back and be loud after the bars close.

Roomie: Deal.

Guess Who's Back?

Jackal OTA Wednesday June 9

Sonar

Talib Kweli and High Tek are Reflection Eternal

featuring some dudes babyface knows Soul Cannon

Memorial Day Weekend Hottie: Veronique De Kock

So laugh it up, Jackals. Her last name means 'of penis'. Big deal. I'm sure she has an excellent sense of humor and a good grasp of mathematics. Personally, I think a pelt bikini is about as fucking jackal as womens' attire can get. Your boy BMR is gonna be having a cold one by the time you saps are getting back from lunch(office closing early to recognize Memorial Day). This hottie is going out to the men and women in uniform. May they liberate some hot bitches who are forced to wear burkas. I saw one the other day at the zoo. No joke, the zoo. She couldn't even show her eyes. And her douchebag husband was just chillin'. Shirt untucked. Hadn't shaved in a while. Just looking like a fucking douchebag who won't let his wife out of her black outfit. Fuck that guy. America. Fuck yeah.