Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Suck one, Glenn Beck!

And anyone else who bitched about Democrats "cramming this down their throat". I think that includes Rusty T. or OBD or what ever the fuck he wants to tattoo on his arm next. The part I'm a little fuzzy on is, if it was crammed down your throat, why did you regergitate it and proceed to recram it from whence it came? I will never understand. Maybe it was just to bide time until election season. What can't be denied is ever since Dems got they cram on, Congress as a whole ain't done shit. I should have put this post under the "KFTC" series.

Monday, June 27, 2011

D (Dead) COTD: Stephen Hatch

This dude has now killed two wives, two kids, and now himself in two separate plane crashes. Fortunately, his son Austin, a fantastic basketball player and Michigan recruit, has managed to survive both of them. I understand that mistakes happen, but seriously dude, put the fucking plane down. Well, I guess you're dead now so we don't have to worry about that anymore.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

I'll Pay You Back next paycheck right?




All I can say is goddamn that is a lotta money.

Life on the Schzio Farm.......




I been saying this shit for years. Now I am vindicated and can kick my feet up and sit back and enjoy a hearty big belly laugh. Goddamn silly city dwellers. Shit I am feeling half crazy just being back in Ho Co again. Rt 32 is a goddamn superhighway. The farms that once were are few and far between.

Just sayin'

Friday, June 17, 2011

JOTD: James Taylor


'An arrest report states that Taylor exposed his genitals and "urinated in the middle of the sand."
He also continued to shout profanities.'




That's a pretty gay name you got, but from one jackal to another, I've joked about drinking 48 beers, I wasn't sure it was humanly possible.  Talk about aiming high...

Friday Hottie: Doutzen Kroes









Friday, June 10, 2011

KFTC: Miami Heat Fans

This shit is really fucking stupid. How are you going to have such little faith in "your" team? You really need to resort to black magic and voodoo because LeBron ain't the Chosen One. I'd "choose" Dwayne Wade over that bama any day of the week. Go get 'em, Dirk! Do we have to wait until Sunday again? Oh yeah and I just saw this. Karma can be a total bitch sometimes.

Friday Hottie: Melanie Iglesias