Thursday, July 23, 2009

Me and Boog = Schlek Brothers minus the Gay Clone outfits

Frank Schlek doing his best Jonathan Impression
The Schleck brothers (boog and I) overtake Armstrong (ya'll bitch asses)

"I'm very proud of myself -- I'm proud of my brother," Frank Schleck (BD) said. The Schlecks (boog and I) were the main attackers against Contador (Gay Clones) during the final two punishing climbs (posts), and at times took turns relaying each other or trying to shake the Spaniard (jackals not holding shit down).

"We bet everything -- make or break it," Frank Schleck (BD said) said." We deserved to win ... we attacked one after another. We countered well -- it was a good tactic."


Boog and I are holding this shit down like a motherfucka....once again.  Ya'lls is some scrimps.


JOTD: After the Fact

This is an obvious one, but check out this guy's quotes. He's jackal to the bone. I got all kinds of love for environmentalists, that's true. Got to hand to him for sticking with the wife who kind of looks like Linda Hamilton. Howl at a fallen jackal. He probably hung out with real jackals at some point.



"Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they're within range, you're dead, you're dead in your tracks. And his head weighs more than my body so it's WHACK!"
"I bled a lot. I got hit across the face. We couldn't film for seven days. I got hit, whacked, underwater, across the face. I finished the shot, got into the boat and blood started coming out. "

"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. "(When that quote starts off, you're like, "goddamn, ninja" and then you're all "oh, that's, that's cool too")

"My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders. "

Pretty Fuckin' Tired of Seeing That Previa



So here are some completely random portraits.






We need to do a jackal portrait session when time allows

Jackal Transit: Toyota Previa


Lost your nuts because you have to sell your sports car to get a family friendly ride? Cop that Previa, yo. Or grab an Odyssey, dem joints is tight too. Slap a DVD on fo yo jackals in the back. Drop SOP LP at full blast at a tailgate with room to spare. Back in the day, me and Nuggets a.k.a. voicemail laid down a track about the Previa at the O's game in our youf. (5th grade I think?) I am thinking about getting one and putting some spinner hubcaps and some neon lights for underneath. (Come on Aldente, you know you are getting pissed reading this. Come out from gay clone hiding, damn you!)



"Toyota Previa...it looks like a football...and when you sit in it, ya feel
like ya sittin; still"

- MC WORD and DJ WRD