But every once in a UNF colored moon, you get some wise guy(or gal), doing the right thing. Just because. Let me tell you it's fucking awesome. I had my day made by somebody who did something they didn't have to do at all. You see BMR's house has been hot as fuck. So dude went out on the ol' lunch break and picked up a Vornado at my local Strosnider's Hardware because you know BMR loves to help the little guy. So anyway, I leave work a little early, go to the parking garage, pay my parking, get up to the car, drive to my house only to discover at some point, I put down the Vornado and didn't pick it back up. I left it in the garage.
I spent the whole night pissed about the $75 I just flushed down the toilet. Stewed on it for a solid four hours of disbelief that I could be that fucking stupid. I had a good friend say, "Don't be pissed until you check the lost and found." I laughed at that thought and while hoping, assured myself that I would soon buy another fan. Wouldn't you know, some beautiful bastard picked that fuckin' thing up and took it to the parking office. It goes to show, if you're after getting the honey, don't go killing all the bees if you know what I'm saying.
