Jackal Invention: Coca-Sumbarine

What's your other option? Americans stop using cocaine? Pfft.

Jackalnomics: Welfare

So that's no food stamps at casinos, racetracks, liquor stores and now strip clubs? How is a ninja supposed to keep hungry mouths fed if not A) gambling to increase the amount of food stamps B) drinking depression away and C) feeding strippers?

Covert Ops Jackal

BD2 coming to you from behind enemy lines. This WAS sent from my iPhone...I'm back bitches.

KFTC: Facebookers

You won't be happy until you Facebook someone to death, will you? "Driving to work and this dumb guy is in the middle of my lane exchanging insurance information." Glad to know! Wow, some poor bastard gets into an accident and subsequently plowed by your dumbass because of your Facebook status. This does make me feel better about being a Donte Stallworth fan, however. At least he was abusing substances in the wee hours of the morning.