Working Monday Is For Sucks When Your Boys Play On Monday Night Football

Goddamnit. I can't get anything done today. I just want to get awesome and listen to clone-ass ESPN reporters hype tonight's game some more. I really should have called out sick today.

KFTC: Sheyla Hershey

American dreams so rarely get to come true. All Sheyla Hershey ever wanted was some 'M Cup'-sized breasts.