Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I'M BACK...GO ASLEEP!!!!

Where has a jackal been?  Have you been lost without me?  Apparently so because shooting elephants falls under the weird category and TICO is basically photoshopping porn to get it in the Den.  
Not that I am complaining, I am happy to see that we are finally getting new posts and more Jackals doing their thing.   Although I now understand how all those other fools felt when this shit jumped off in the beginning.  A few days away and there is so much goodness that it is difficult to digest in one sitting.  Jackals are keeping shit live.  That's what this shit is all about. Let your balls hang out and say whatever the hell you want.  Shit, What Would Steven Do?? Blow off some steam of course.  

Here is what a jackal (note:  not ninja) has been up to these past few weeks during my absence from the Den.

You may remember the Windjammer as my post nuptials awesomefest in Stone Harbor, NJ. Note that all of the below all left our baby jackals at home in this picture (yep now that I am almost 30 this is considered getting awesome):
Respect your Jackal elders.  These Silver Foxes are rollin' propa.  Getting drunk with both pairs of in-laws??  Surely you jest??  No, my jackals...word is bond.
Pre-getting awesome at a wedding in Dirty Jerz.  The gift bags were Giants bags.  Ours mysteriously was torn up and thrown in the hallway by some drunkass jackal.
Showing these Northerners how to eat crabs.  Yes that is the mancation tshirt...again.
Me and Jackie catching some rays.
The kid I will be kicking the shit out of in 16 years for trying to hook up with my daughter.  Jackie's get-up courtesy of BMR.

How Many Posts Does It Take to Get to the Center of Rusty T.'s Pitch Black Demented Soul?

Just one.

Jackals FF League


SS expressed interest in this, and mentioned some others might be as well, contrary to my ninja boogers beliefs. I set up a 12 team league on yahoo and some of you got invitations. Anybody that didn't get one, send me an email if you are interested.

Nuggets? Are you around on Friday?


How do you think this baby got where he is? It wasn't easy, jackal brethren. Look at his steely eyes, his George W. Bush-like resolutionness. I wouldn't take shit from this baby unless I was his father and I had to change his diaper so my wife didn't make me a sexual hostage. But utmost importantly, Nugs, I'm going to be on Massachussetts Ave. Friday afternoon. Work should wrap up in the 2-3pm range. What do you say we go drop some servage on the ol' Salvadoron? I say we time it up with ScarShoulders getting off of work, maybe ol' Filthy, who knows? We could probably score a preseason football game. But we'll want to get the fuck out of Alexandria ASAP. If you got other top secret missions to choose to accept, it's cool, but notify this ninja. Jackals Day in Court: September 11, 2009(not a cruel joke, really the court date)
-BMR out