Jackal Invention: Gator Chicken

Whoa, easy there evolutionary biology! Y'all are pushing it, but as the title of the post indicates, it's kinda JAF.

Best new web series.

I am buying a boat next year. Most likely a sailboat, but I can probably get at least as hot a chick with half the accent that she has. I will supply the redneckness/and or find a weird semi-indian looking ugly motherfucker to do it for me, and clean the fish. Or the half-accent girl can clean it. Gar taste like shit. Catfish are good.

Seriously, anybody down for a tuna trip ($$$) or at least a rockfish trip ($)?