Boogers for President!!!!!

If Tico picks tomorrow's hottie and we get something like this, that's it I'm done. Tennis bullshit and now the Friday Hottie is in jeopardy.

Fuck a ninja depressed.

Yo They Owe This Broad Some Money!

I mean she fucking paid $22 dollars to get her kid a fucking birthday present.

The poor little guy probably had fucking cancer too and all he ever wanted was a dead puppy for Christssake. WTF is wrong with these postal workers nowadays? There job is not be peeking inside shit they deliver, they just gotta deliver the motherfucker. Who are they Curious George? I mean shit, she told 'em it was a toy robot and toy robots make noises inside boxes and stuff. Goddamn........................

And then she gets charged with animal cruelty on top of her not getting her money back??? Oh lord this is wrong. I mean the USPS clearly dropped the ball on this one. Besides it ain't animal cruelty if the puppy is that fucking ugly, did you see its mug? WTF is that thing a poodle? Shit maybe the post office did that kid a favor.................

And I Would Do Anything For Love...

Fifty dollars to the jackal who can tell me the sex of that blonde thing...

*sex must be verified by reaching into this creature's pants before BMR gives you one red cent.

While you try to figure it out, check this kid out, awesome.