Know What Sucks?: Jury Duty

Your boy BMR would like to introduce a new segment to the Den. It's called 'Know What Sucks?' Today's 'Know What Sucks?' is brought to you by the District of Columbia and BMR's place of beezwax. I'm pretty sure jury duty sucks under any circumstance. The Man was telling BMR he had to use his vacation time to go decide whether or not to imprison a ninja. This myth has since been dispelled, but jury duty is still likely to suck ass. So, DC, you think you want to try and clone me? Not bloody likely.