Uncle Sam doing BAU.....

.......first rule in capitalism = open the markets up. Then make some deals.

Oh sales down? The go back to rule number one. Open them up. Funny thing is, that to anyone who has ever spent any appreciable amount of time watching modern mainstream TV can/could tell you that if they start using drones to cover the news then ain't much really changing. Just changing some clone reporters out for newer easier to control drone reporters. Clones for drones. Drones and clones. What is the world coming to? Please don't answer that one. Especially Boogers. Don't answer. Its rhetorical.....

Jackals Sleepy Again?

Is the Martian atmosphere making the Den sleepy? Have Boogers long-talked about long-sought-after Martians put us asleep with such little ease? We are on Mars MotherFuckers!!! New worlds conquered by the mighty Jackal! Wake up and talk about this shit! It is a good time to be a Jackal!

Crazy Shit: Nuke Accidents

"How close was it to exploding? My opinion is damn close. You might now have a very large Bay of North Carolina if that thing had gone off."

JOTD: Robert Welch

What is wrong with the United States simply minding its own business?

Police State: Freedom's Ass is Grass

It's official. They don't(nor did they ever) even need a legitimate charge to lock your cracker ass up.