Jackal Showdown: BD2 vs. BMR Comic Off

What do you say, BD2? Care to make it interesting?

Live from corporate brainwashing...

I am in a room with by my estimate 800 colleagues. There are 9 such rooms in this hotel. The first speaker opened with a joke about al gore, the snow storm, and global warming not existing.

This will go until 6PM.

Kill me. Sweet mother of Anubis make me dead. Behead me. Tear my heart out and set it on fire.

Make.
Me.
Dead.

PLEASE......