Sleepy Jackal: bhmf

Surprise Cockbags!!!!! GO........A........SLEEP.

Holy Shit balls! Momo made you homos look like Tony Romo.

Surprise cockbags!...Victory Blouses.



By the way, I made the mistake of passing by Greener and Fatass this morning on ESPN. They referred to their brackets as their "Sheets of Integrity." Quite possibly the lamest shit I have ever heard. Mine is fucked now because I had Duck (my new name for the Blue Clones) going to the final four. It was a serious error in judgement that will never happen again. I place myself at the mercy of the Den for such a gross misjudgement of all that is jackal. Fuck Duke. 'Merica.


PS - I just watched CNN (Clearly not News) and they keep showing arab nations with people saying " Allah Lakbah" "God is great" and then some shit blows up. I am not a bigot and I do not judge others religions (well maybe the second part) but Islam needs to check itself before it wriggitywrecks itself. Jesus I am glad I am 'Merican. Obama is sort of being a pussy about all of this. Can you please tell us what the hell is going on over there and stop being all Michael Biehn in Navy S.E.A.L.S. about everything?!? Frenchys taking over? Troops on the ground? Gadhafi's head on a spike? Something. Don't go all Bush "evildoers" or anything just some details... shit. We gonna go over there and blow some shit up and then get highed up at some brothel. Or something of the sort. Act like you got a pair. Fucking Ivy leaguers. His time is limited I am afraid...

MIA Jackal: Ball Deep

Where has this ninja been? I ain't seen him in the Den in a minute.... Awww shit, THERE HE IS!!!!!

Hot Sizzle

BD2...

As far as bloggers go, you're kind of a crackhead. It's cool. Some crackheads are really nice and you give them whatever change you have in your pocket, but do your best to not touch their skin for too long in the handoff.

It's kind of like being a midget and trying to play basketball. Sure you have a ball, but you better damn sure find a hoop that isn't ten feet tall or you'll just look hilarious.

I'm not so sure about satellite blogs and the like, but I do know one thing I love about the Den. Gentlemen, I give you the Friday Hottie for Week 1 of the 2010 Jackals Den season: Cheryl Cole

Is My Watch Broken?

My watch says it's 1:35pm EST and I see ZERO posts from BD2. The man had a quota of 3 posts for the day while he was at home scratching his balls and the rest of us were at work. Did he take his own life when he woke up this morning and realized he was no longer in Vegas? Did the Asian Mafia we wronged in Vegas by taking sexually explicit photos in front of their children get him and kill him? Did he think that his quota wasn't due by COB? Hopefully he is just perfecting his crafts and my worries are for not. . . .

I'll see your reminder....and raise you!

First things first, press play.



And now let the ass kicking wash over you....

Netflix this joint if you haven't already...

I tried my god damnedest to find a picture of FetusFace's glorious mug, but I think that d-bag's shi-grin sums it up pretty well. If you would like some FF-image related humor, check out the Google Image results when you search "his" name. Hilarious. Let's just say his first name trips more than a few hits for a make or model of CLONE. I'd just like to say you guys are doing your best Dirk Diggler and essentially snubbing Jack Horner for your buddy, Todd Parker, because it's all karate moves and meth for you. That's cool. I want to have the Den to fall back on when I'm having an unjackal day/week. I'm not so quick to

...so to speak. It probably helps that I'm the only one who understands my jibberposts anyway, but I know I want to drop some knowledge on these fools on occasion. My Dirty Birds are fixing to make a run at the AFC North and in essence, the NFL on the whole. I know the Jackals are going to come around. At the least, whoever intends to get awesome for several months preceding VM's nuptials. I still think summer is a hell of a time for jackalness, not sure why attendence is tapering off. Besides, work appears like it will be slow for at least another week or two. A Jackals Day In Court is a post that absolutely needs to grace this beautiful hag.