Jackal Gone Astray: Jim Breuer

This jackal lost his goddamn way. His life GPS was set on suck. Not sure if you guys ever watched Pulp Comics on Comedy Central, but this analogy to drinking is great. I'm gonna have a beer or two this weekend in the hope that Jim Breuer gets some work that doesn't suck.

Douchebag of the Day: Dan Snyder

There's a solid 'Skins constituency in the Den, so I'll keep this brief. However, this story is enough to piss me right the fuck off. I grew up with the 'Skins. I want them to go back to the glory days. His wife looks like an icy bitch. I'm JUST SAYING!