Break it down for me Jaws

In this era of 24 hour news and ESPN and Thursday Night Football and Saturday Night Football and Thursday Night Football Special Edition on Christmas and NFL Network and 37 Bowl Games sometimes a sports fan gets caught up in the matrix and doesn't really analyze a football game. I'm going to break down a little Monday Night Football for all of you right here in the den.

Often times you hear coaches talking about winning each quarter. I'm gonna break that all the way down to winning each play. I'll define an offensive win as a gain of 4 or more yards because three such gains gets you a first down. It's also an offensive win if a fist down is gained by gaining less than three yards. I went through the first 25 minutes of football last night to analyze just how the Giants took a 24-0 lead. Lets go to the video tape...



What you can barely see here is the Giants winning 35 of the first 49 plays. That boys and girls is more than a two to one ratio. They also won the first NINE third downs. This is how you dominate a football game boys and girls. Hopefully little Jimmy Zorn figures this out this week so he can beat the Cowboys on Sunday...

Talk about GAF . . .

Yowsas. This dude could be gayer if he was on all fours suckin the wide outs dick.

The Giants are gonna beat that ass son. Beat it like a drum. Beat it like a steel drum. Like a steel drum at Rhumbar. And your boy SS will be dancing. Dancing like a man possessed!!!

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Boogers and I are in the original Jackals Den. Eight one one Malcolm. We have beer. We've been drinking it. We rooted for the SKins even though neither of us like those Bammas. We've watched the Giants teach the Cowgirls the art of SMASHMOUF FOOTBAWL. We have had much salsa verde. The Terps are about to jump off. Watch the game and post in the comments. Garys about to get another top 5 pelt to put on the wall in his office.



HOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!