Hey, Jackals Den...

Media Microscope fetishing motherfuckers

Why is the media in this microscope fetish?

Ok, so I understand having ~12 hrs of programming mean that there is a lot of shit talkers and shit. BUT FUCKING STOP!!

There is no need to take every subject and break it down with a bunch of idiots who want to be in TV!

STOP....

New Recruits

Yeah, believe it. I hired two new contributors because they gave me their word they'd rep the Den. Not sure how I'll compensate them for their time, but I could start with KOTJ & QOTJ's first born. I asked them what to do about all of my boogers and they said this guy had no such problems.

On a related matching shirt note, it's believed that this man wouldn't have brutally murdered his wife if she hadn't made him wear the same shirt.

And these are currently on back order, but don't worry, I've ordered one for every "contributor" to the Den.

Alright, everyone except Tico, that guy's eyes are wide fuckin' open. Can someone translate? What microscope obsession is he referring to? I see what you mean, it sucks to not understand another jackal's post.

And I Would Do Anything For Love...

Fifty dollars to the jackal who can tell me the sex of that blonde thing...

*sex must be verified by reaching into this creature's pants before BMR gives you one red cent.

While you try to figure it out, check this kid out, awesome.