Tuesday, January 19, 2010

GCOTD: Patrick Chan


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I found it! Fuck you, Patrick Chan! Now the Den will know how hilarious your claims are. Whose idea was it to put the story of your mom not letting you play hockey in the commercial? I might tune in to the mens' figure skating final just to watch you lose and cry about it like your Gay Clone Idol. Canada, get ready to get put the fuck asleep. What do you guys normally take home, like three gold medals? Keep fuckin' that chicken.

Jackal Trap: Longwood University



What in the sam hill is going on around here? Can someone tell a jackal why this game is scheduled the third week of the year? One thing I'll say about the Lancers is a 90% job placement rate is damn good and the dude to chick ratio is 31% to 69%(yes, it's 69% percent female, cue "cha-ching" sound effect and "hey now" from Howard Stern) I'm just wondering why the Jackals of Terps Basketball have to play these fools now, when we should have our eyes on the ACC prize. Anyone? Head, you're good at typing a lot of things and forcing my intellect to surrender. Do you want to talk me out of asking this question?

The Economics of Drinking

This is awesome (semi-literally in the parlance of Jackalese):
It is argued that drug consumption, most commonly alcohol drinking, can be a technology to give up some control over one’s actions and words. It can be employed by trustworthy players to reveal their type. Similarly alcohol can function as a “social lubricant” and faciliate type revelation in conversations. It is shown that both separating and pooling equilibria can exist; as opposed to the classic results in the literature, a pooling equilibrium is still informative. Drugs which allow a gradual loss of control by appropriate doses and for which moderate consumption is not addictive are particularly suitable because the consumption can be easily observed and reciprocated and is unlikely to occur out of the social context. There is a trade-off between the efficiency gains due to the signaling effect and the loss of productivity associated with intoxication. Long run evolutionary equilibria of the type distribution are considered. If coordination on an exclusive technology is efficient, social norms or laws can raise efficiency by legalizing only one drug.
So per my relatively limited understanding, it's (1) good for society that alcohol makes people more honest so they know who they're dealing with but (2) not so productive when everyone's drunk. And (1) often outweighs (2).

Would any Jackals out there with training in economics care to extend this to The Economics of Jackaldom?