Ghetto Ass Names I HATE Brought To My Attention By The NFL

Let me take this opportunity to thank ScarShoulders for taking time out of his busy schedule to weigh in and post three consecutive times. We get it, you're back. Congratulations.
I"m sure this post could be construed as racist, but the following names are as bothersome to me as traffic on 495/DC Beltway, being asked for free tickets to Merriweather or responding to "knock knock" texts from FetusFace:
Knowshon Moreno
Tramon Williams
Cadillac Williams
Craphonso Thorpe
Marcedes Lewis
D'brickashaw Ferguson
Deshawn Jackson
Deshawn Stevenson
Santonio Holmes
I am exhausted trying to come up with these, so I'll take it you get my point. I'm thinking there's a Craphonso or Tramon on this bus, but who can be sure?
On a far more frustrating note, it was brought to my attention that Chris Martin(lead singer of Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow named their daughter, Apple. And I heard Nicole Richie named her son Sparrow Midnight, which I would call deplorable, but I think that's understating the situation's severity.

That was easy...

Wire to wire domination.

I look forward to my Jameson the next time I see you Mr Ball Deep.

You mess with the bull you get the horns my friend.

Baleeve it.

KOTJ Birthday Recap

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little boy blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson!

Wizards was played. Awesome was gotten. Jameson was drank. and then . . . .

King of the Jungle went . . .

Per RTBs Request

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Rj-Q8d7fE

GO SKINS!!!!!!!!

GO SKINS!!!!!!!!