WTF?: Ravens "Statement" Games

A few weeks back, Ravens head coach and one jackal motherfucker, John Harbaugh, wondered aloud "why the Ravens don't get a non-Sunday, home game in primetime", as if he and his team were slighted in some regard to going on the road for marquee matchups. When you consistently fail to make a statement in those games, however, you can see why someone might not put you first in line. Denver(MNF 2 seasons ago), Green Bay(MNF last year), Atlanta(NFL Network), Tom Brady/Ben Roethlisberger/Payton Manning, get up for these games, yo! Next Monday, my boys get another chance, MNF, primetime, nationally-televised, but it's against Houston. That's not a statement. Well, it is if they don't win.

Gut Punch: BMR

Yeah, I feel sheepish. But I also feel like Mark Sanchez cut up New England after not doing shit against Dmore. I'm also feeling like that short week in one of the toughest stretches in our schedule pretty much behind us. I thought McNabb needed some more time(having missed a lot of preseason), but apparently Baby Joey is the one that needs to work on communication with his receivers. I will chalk this up as a tough loss, but we have yet to play a game at home. Pittsburgh needed a special teams touchdown and 7 turnovers to pull out their 2nd win. Every asshole questioning our secondary can shut the fuck up now that Carson Palmer was kept out of the endzone. T-Large is still cloning it up. He texted me for no reason yesterday. No transcript available. Essentially, I came out on top when Revis got burned like a school child by Randy Moss. At that point I told T-Large that he, Rex Ryan and Revis all three need to stop talking. Sanchez proceeded to burn the Pats, but that validates my team. T-Large, do you follow me?