Last One For Now...

I couldn't resist, but does anybody else find it ironic that the kid they thought flew away in a mylar ufo today was named Falcon?

Oh yeah, and his dad's a weather chaser and makes them all sleep fully clothed in the case of a "weather event".

This Blew My Feeble Mind

This midget's nine years old. I can only recall one similar feat of athletic prowess that involves ScarShoulders, myself and a rim at Bushy Park Elementary.

Fuck the Phillies: Moreover Fuck Face Hair in Baseball

I'm currently watching the Dodgers/Phillies game (note that I list the Dodgers first, intentional, and only after watching the Caps crush the high-scoring San Jose Sharks 4-0), and Phillies just hit a 3-run homer. Between saying fuck my baseball life and pounding a glass of Carlos Rossi "piason" (is that an Italian dig?) I caught glimpse of this historically weak suck-ass's facial hair.



While this isn't a new observation, it just further served my theory that baseball players have the worst facial hair ever.

Not that the NBA isn't without merit...


But baseball's takes the cake.

What is it about baseball that encourages a new level of lameness? Is it the Skoal? Rednecks with no idea what the fuck it is to be a man?
What do you think? Maybe I just fucking hate the Phillies.

PS Manny Ramirez just hit a 2-run homer.

Rain Sucks

 

Rain sucks and it's taking a toll on ol' Boogers. On top of it all, my walk/train to work today was loud as fuck. 

I'm so fucking pumped up, because my boy, T-Large done invited me to go camping somewhere in the Virginia wilderness and get awesome(there's already talk of achieving Wizard status), firing weaponry(which BMR doesn't really give a shit about, but pretty jackal behavior as far as the jackal spectrum is concerned) and general getting back to being jackal, despite the nation's capital attempting to clone my jackal ass.

Hope she warms you up on this shitty, shitty day.