JOTD: SS on Assignment

Some jackals are tried and true. Some jackals get awesome in the face of GAFness. From time to time, you'll encounter a jackal so jackal, your own jackaldom is called into question. What follows is an actual transcript of the events of the pre-mission dossier:

me: called and confirmed

they didn't say "She's not in today"

you should be pretty golden

she's fucked

10:51 AM SS: ok, *$%@# street is it

me: yeah dude

SS: dont worry, i'm taking backup

me: oh my god

10:52 AM SS: ?

me: is it a step troop?

SS: oh, i wish

me: like in stomp the yard?

SS: nah, just people that wanna laugh

and grab lunch after

me: you could serve her literally and figuratively

SS: i will

ok, dope, i'll let you know what happens

10:53 AM me: fuck yeah

godspeed!

SS: JACKALS 4 EVA!
Jackals 4eva, indeed, SS, jackals 4eva indeed.