Comic Off 2010 Round 1

Here are the ground rules gentlemen. Your comic is due in my gmail inbox by midnight EST Friday night. Both comics will be posted anonymously Friday morning with voting throughout the weekend. The author of the comics will not be revealed until after the first round is completed. Please include any tags you would apply to the comic as well as the title. Comics will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Clay Aiken, 10 being Anubis. Enough bullshit...



Fighting out of the sticky icky green corner, weighing in at 145 pounds soaking wet. Representing Northeast DC. Trained by Brodie, sponsored by Dales Pale Ale. The reigning Comic Off Welterweight champion. In the purple and black hemp shorts with the box of tissues. Booooooooooooooooooooogers I'M JUST SAYIN MCRIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBB!!!!!!!

The challenger, fighting out of the burgundy and gold corner. Representing the mean streets of Plompton New Jersey. Weighing in at a newly manly weight of 175 pounds. With his daughter Jackie tattooed accross his forehead, trained by the ghost of Droppa Duece, and sponsored by YouTube. Baaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll STAIGHT OUTTA PLOMPTON DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your theme Gentleman... The members of the Jackals Den competing at the Ancient Olympiad.