Sunday, September 27, 2009

Gay Clone of the Century: Dan fucking Snyder

Seriously fuck this guy.  Fuck 'em.  You are the reason that my team sucks.  In the words of Shitseppi Jones "Ya fucking prick."  Losing to the fucking Detroit Lions?  Really??  Do you realize what havoc you have unleashed on my beloved Redskins since you got here?  Now we are going to fire everyone and get a whole bunch of other shitheads that don't know what the fuck is going and the whole thing will start over again.  Because you and you fuckbuddy Vinnie Cerrato are two busy blowing each other and Tom Cruise that you don't know shit about making a good football team and you will continue to make the same mistakes.  

I fucking hate you Dan Synder.  I hope you get the gout. GO the FUCK ASLEEP!  Please for the sake of everything good and right...go work for Dallas.  They like assholes there.  Or work for NY, douchebaggery runs rampant there.  Get the fuck out of DC.  Let some other city feel your wrath.  You have unleashed enough poison in DC.  

If I see you in person I will light your ass up with more UNF than the press is going to give Jim Zorn and Campbell combined over the entire rest of the season. That is if you don't fire him and get Eric Mangini as the new head coach and get Michael Vick as the new QB (don't act like you didnt think about it....bitch).  It wouldn't surprise me because the only certainty about you is that you will always make the wrong choice.  Fuck you very, very much.

PS GO Skins!  I hope we find a way to turn this shit around because it doesn't look good and because this was supposed to be the "easy" part of the season.  I am not mad at the team.  It is not their fault.  It is the dumbass front office that put them there that is the real problem.  It is too early to throw in the towel, any real jackal can admit when he is beat, but we ain't there...yet.

Jackal vs GAF: Jackal wins every time

JACKAL


GAF



PS I am pretty sure the dude from Creed is wearing mascara, leather pants and feeling his Moobs at 27 seconds


PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS Skins better beat the fucking Lions.