I don't know what to say. I have been a blind homer for years, and still kind of am. However, when our 2nd savior in 5 years (J.G. the 2nd coming being no. 1) sucks worse than JIM MOTHERFUCKING ASSLICKING ZORN, something has to be done. Dan Snyder has the worse qualities of Peter Angelos, George Steinebrener, and Jerrah Jones, all rolled into one, short, fat, kosher bagel.
True, team cancer #2 is gone (V. Cerrato). Also, how the fuck did that moron get a job again. I dont want to promote the station at all, but that lobotomized "human" is actually on the radio in Baltimore.
Also, another call out- Fuck you Lavarr Arrington. If I see you on the street, I will think, but never do this to you- run up behind you screaming "reeeeeeeeeeeeee" Bobby Bouche/waterboy style and tackle you.
What gives you the right to think you can come on D.C. radio and talk about the Redskins like your known and revered as a Redskin? You broken legged, dummy! Couldn't figure out Gregg Williams' defense, and sucked a dick. Go back up to NY, do a show there.
Whats that? They wouldn't remember you there? Really? FUCK YOU.
Okay, back to original rant.
I, Rusty Trom Bone, am calling for an immediate boycott of all things Redskins for the rest of the year. I will not watch so much as a single fucking snap of skins football the rest of the year (Unless the Rapture happens, and they make the playoffs). I will not eat shit if it is served to me, I will not really even pick up my dog's shit, so why I am I going to watch and/or give money for shit?
Not going to happen.
First horrible decision was taking Donovan (House ninja) McNabb and all that horribleness. WTF was wrong with Jason Campbell? He hadn't had enough different coaches/offense schemes yet?
Actually, all QB related decisions since Shannatans took over have been awful. Staking your reputation on the likes of John Beck and Sexy Rexy? You must hate yourself and your father made you kneel on grains of rice for hours at a time when you were a child.
The worse part is what if Snyder does fire him? I kind of want him to, but that just sets the same vicious cycle of incompetenceness over again. The longest running coach we have had since the 1st coming of J.G. was Norv Turner. The longest qb we have had since Snyder took over was Jason Campbell, a solid, competent fella who got that shit beat out of him.
Instead of improving the line, and or drafting a qb, these shannaholes decided to switch to a 3-4 defense, get Fat Albert, and generally be incompetent. If football was the real world, they would have been shown to the door after season 1 (along with Jim MOTHERFUCKING Zorn, Vinny Cerrato, and Dan Snyder.)
I forget that I wanted to reiterate my promise to Vinny Cerrato- If I see you on the street, I am going to run you over with my car motherfucker. I will say I sneezed and didn't see you while I stepped on the accelerator.
I need to shotgun 2 beers now, so I am going to wrap this motherfucker up.
In short- skins fans- dont support a shit product. At least the rest of this year. Please feel free to copy this post and send to any other fans out there.
