BD2, where you at? I know you're busy trying to go completely insane(married a Jersey girl, living in Jersey, soon to be father of two Jersey girls of your own) and what not, but you ain't been up in the Den in quite some time. You're suspect. Fortunately, you don't post on 'Straight Outta Plompton' anymore, so I know that's not the case, and how grateful we are for all of that.
Epstein, I hate yo' sorry ass. For real.
Head, I got you and billhicksmostfunny going pretty good, huh? You know your son is named Linus, right?
SS, you government pawn, get your ass on the Droid and drop some jackalisms.
Tico, it's really great that the Friday Hotties always bring you back. It really is. It's just, your grammar is so horrible and your comments so appallingly hilarious, I was wondering if you could find a way to get in the Den a little more frequently.
Steven, take your shirt off. Relax.
BabyFace, you're still in college! You probably(might be giving you too much credit here) experience events worty of posting on the Den daily. Weekly? More so than a bunch of married dudes taking Rogaine, chasing their kids around. What's your excuse? Oh right, the Moinkoffs...
billhicksmostfunny, I can't imagine how badly I would want to kill a bus load of children after wheeling them around all day. How do you not need to vent? I know you're stuck in perpetual darkness for the time being, but what the fuck? Get in the Den!
