Saturday, September 29, 2012

???Questions you must ask???

How come it still snows and gets cold if Global warming is true?
This picture was taken this morning. Seven inches of Mother Natures pure white cocaine. BHMF says bring it on. BHMF loves snow. BHMF doesn't pray, except perhaps when it comes to the weather. He prays to the weather gods. And George Carlin's Sun God is the supreme being in that aspect. He is God almighty, and don't you forget it.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Keeping It Jackal: Baltimore Ravens

If you like sports stories, Sunday night's game against Queen Brady's(28-41, 335 yds 1 TD) Patriots had a ton of them. Joe Flacco was 28 of 39 for 382 yds and 3 TDs. Torrey Smith, who lost his little brother Saturday, caught 6 balls for 127 yds and 2 TDs. Down two scores with four minutes to go and come out on top. This is my football team. Here's hoping these jackals get some hardware, because they already play like champions. It's time.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Friday Hotties: The Akra Twins


This whole post needs a disclaimer that I really don't like anything about the Washington Nationals. I'm talking logo, stadium, fans, the NL itself, the works, everything about it is GAF. That said, Kristina Akra is definitely my favorite thing and in fact the only thing that brings me any sort of enjoyment. It should be noted that her twin sister is arguably hotter than she is. Suffice to say, it must have really sucked for their dad when they blossomed into righteous sideline sports reporters. Holy crap, watch out for foul balls. Here's hoping Kristina can get a real job instead of peddling some bullshit on Peter Angelos' shit network.







Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Jesus Was Gettin' Some

Professor Karen L. King is one busted bitch. She might be married, but if she is, you best believe her husband doesn't show her the cable bill and probably deletes a fair amount of internet history. But Prof. King does know some shit about history. This jackal's question is why would the church want anyone to think Jesus was celibate? Why wouldn't they include the stories of a female disciple? Women are fucking awesome. Right?

Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday Hottie: Rosanna Davison

All the way, half way, BMR would not let this lassie out of his sights. Good work, Ireland!



I would totally be down to post more photos, but a lot of them have nipples a blazing, like this one...


Thursday, September 13, 2012

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

9/11

Read these six short paragraphs please: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/332051 Please read the article before you continue. I haven't watched the video yet. I tried to watch it, but it was only offered free until Sept 4th so it looks like I was a few days late. But I will try more in a little bit to find it and watch it. I hope everyone else can do the same. Just a few points I would like to make concerning the article linked to above. Please indulge me. 1.) "The National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST), the government agency charged with the investigation, did not provide any data -- no measurements or estimates -- of the mass or energy that would be required to bring down the buildings in about ten seconds. Normally a scientific report would present all the data that is used to construct a theory. The omission of data is a red flag to anyone familiar with scientific procedure." My point --- no kidding no data, who would have thunk it? Scientific procedure --- whats that? I can't be bothered with such trivial details. 2.) "According to the experts appearing in Explosive Evidence, the scientific community did reject the reports immediately, but it has taken a very long time for this message to reach the public." My point --- Not surprising in the least that it has taken a very long time. It has been suppressed and for obvious reasons. The public still hasn't got the message regarding JFK, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, Operation Northwoods, etc, etc right on down the line and how many years has it been since all those fun memories were made??? 3.) "While most people have probably heard that a scientific investigation has been conducted and that the building collapses were explained, few have probably looked at the NIST reports themselves. Links to the NIST reports can be found in the above mentioned Digital Journal article. NIST provides no data whatsoever on the actual collapse sequence itself." My point --- Few people have looked at the NIST reports? Again, not surprising. That takes effort and I clearly have more important things to do. LIke make some tweets about my new haircut. No data on the collapse sequence eh? Minor details I suppose. Easy to overlook. 4.) "The new attention to the issue could be significant for the U.S. presidential election." My point --- While I agree wholeheartedly with the content and message of this article this one line I tend to disagree with. Reality knocking........if (and this is a mighty big if) it does bring new attention to the issue then the public's attention will be quickly diverted back to Mitt Romney's tax returns and Obama's birth certificate. Gotta focus on the important things right? Now if you have read this far you might have noticed that I quoted a large portion of the original article in my attempt to make my ideas known. Soooooo......if you read the entire six paragraph article like I requested before you read over my points/comments and then read all my soapbox rantings then you almost read the article twice. Hopefully you did and hopefully reading it twice allowed the message to sink in. But if perhaps it did not do the trick then I ask one last thing of you. Please watch this short youtube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxiQmtVGgcQ Yours Truly

Keeping It Jackal: Baltimore Ravens


Saturday, September 8, 2012

Uncle Sam doing BAU.....

.......first rule in capitalism = open the markets up. Then make some deals.
Oh sales down? The go back to rule number one. Open them up. Funny thing is, that to anyone who has ever spent any appreciable amount of time watching modern mainstream TV can/could tell you that if they start using drones to cover the news then ain't much really changing. Just changing some clone reporters out for newer easier to control drone reporters. Clones for drones. Drones and clones. What is the world coming to? Please don't answer that one. Especially Boogers. Don't answer. Its rhetorical.....

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Did You Know?: Jackals Earnin' That Papa






Just by jackaling it up (or at least trying to, depending on how much jackalness one Jackals' Den can provide, but just by jackaling), you're making money. Believe it.