Know Your Caps: Playoff Edition

GCOTD: Sigurdur Hjartarson

Hjartarson, 69, said his interest in what he calls "phallology" began when, as a youngster in rural Iceland, he was given a whip made from a bull's penis to help him herd cattle. Later, when he worked at a school near a whaling station, colleagues brought him whale penises as gifts.

Ask a Jackal: US Military Expenditure

What say you, Jackals? How long can we keep fucking this chicken?