Classifieds: RTB's Dream Job

It appears that I've satiated the employment gods for the time being and my dealings with the Den seem to indicate that both of you regularly commenting/posting jackals are gainfully employed, but I saw this job posting and thought of you, RTB. You might take a bit of a pay cut, but I think you're just the man for the job.

RTB presents Friday hottie - Finally something from Africa I don't hate- Genevieve Morton

How to Sell a Car 101: Funny Ass PDFs

Dude, this is some awesome shit.

Having visions of the Caps winning the Cup?

I am. Caps. Fuck yeah! Nuff said.

So before I watch RTB's whack ass music, I must reiterate. Caps gonna win the cup. Better Bah-leeve dat!!! Oh yeah, besides violating the Den's sense of decency I've noticed RTB has been neglecting to label or tag his posts. WTF, ninja? At least slap a KFTC on there or sumtin..............sheeit.........

RTB's new favorite kind-of-mulatto/kind-of-underground rap band

Nobody is watching.

A video collage in defense of boats. Plus (mainly )XXXlplicit porn.

Woman have no choice but to have sex when you are out to sea, plus later you get to fight Jaime Pressly, then dump that cunts body in the ocean. International waters, what what!

Crazy Shit: Nuke Accidents

"How close was it to exploding? My opinion is damn close. You might now have a very large Bay of North Carolina if that thing had gone off."

Religion: The Leading Cause of Death Worldwide

"It appears the knot may have been erroneously tied." No fucking shit. I can see how one might be drawn to just such a conclusion.

Also, how's this for hilarious but creepy neighbor antics?

Fuck friends that live far away

This is more a J2J call out than anything. Where are all my homies? I am almost about to buy a big ass sailboat for like 3gs. I can keep that shit at the marina in my neighborhood. No trailer, no storage fees except reg. marina ones. Damn, I need to get some local middle liver homeschools. I guess I have to start hanging out at the local marina bars again. Boats are awesome, but they need friends to keep the fun afloat. Does anybody live anywhere remotely close to me that likes drinking, drinking on a boat, fishing, fishing and drinking, and or fishing and drinking while on a boat? If not, you are a gay homosexual, and need to stick your arm in a woodchipper.

 I need to buy this, but common sense is kicking my ass right now.

Why all the hate for upstate? Dont be skeered.

Happy Hitlers Birthday/ RTB Friday Hotties Combo Post

Believe it or not, the pictures started getting more pornagraphic than this. I think I found a new category of porn- hot chicks getting high= you actually have a chance to fuck them in real life,albeit in dubious, although no less dubious than the JELLYFISH ever was , circumstances porn.

A little inspiration for the Boogers Man!!!

Life gives you lemons then you gotta make lemonade. Roll with the punches ninja...........

Boogers McStrugglin'

So this Friday marks one month. No work. A ninja be strugglin' it ain't cool. I tried to put off going on the Unemployments, but once your ol' pal gets his paperwork submitted, he'll be just another statistic.

All the times I got detention.....

.......yet never for this reason!

And noontime detention? WTF? Is that a watered down version of in-school suspension? Damn, kids got it easy these days!

Fuck You Cats, do some work.

Sam wanted me to post this.

Damn, 3 in a row. Done for a month. Step up scrimps!

RTB Stepping up again- Friday Hottie with the unpronounable name- Ysania Agurcia

I dont care it it was a guy or girl, either way they should have immediately committed seppuku after getting out.

Fuck! Even I could park that faggotmobile.

Worse name for a biker gang ever?

Saw this guy rolling in front of me yesterday and had to laff.

Friday Hottieconomics Post: Jim Rickards

• "We are witnessing the greatest theft in the history of the world."

Raising interest rates in stages to provide positive real returns to savers.

• Banning over-the-counter derivatives that serve no role in capital formation but greatly increase systemic risk.

• Breaking up too big to fail banks that pose systemic risk.

• Offering real price stability. Two percent inflation is not benign, it is cancerous.

• Create a favorable investment and growth climate by ending regime uncertainty in areas such as taxes, healthcare, regulation and other government impositions.