Wednesday November 25, 2008
6am - Wake up and head off to boring as work. Only Jackal activity of note is eating 3 pounds of meat at Hee Been Korean BBQ for lunch
5pm - Hit the grocery store on the way home for a cooler full of energy drinks. Could SS be planning something epic? Could he be planning to take back his get awesome crown?
Thursday November 26, 2008
1am - Head off to NYC for the parade.
6:30am - Get off the Subway and hit the parade route.
9am - The parade is the jump off. The Lynx comes through by knowing some dude named Ron that is all drunk and loud and giving the entire parade props and really is a Jackal from another mother.
12:30pm - Back in the car and headed to MD
12:31pm - Both the Mrs and the Lynx pass the fuck out leaving your boy on his own to get us back to MD alive.
12:32pm - Drink 1st Monster energy drink.
12:35pm - Falling asleep in shitty Philly traffic. Suck one Aldente Schwanz. I hate you I hate Jersey I hate Philly I hate Philly traffic.
12:40pm - Drink 2nd Monster energy drink.
12:50pm - They kick in. Driving. Rapping. Swerving. Making awesome time. Feeling most high for the Dos Def.
4pm - Back to HoCo shocking the in laws with our level of awesomeness and over to the grandparents.
6pm - Back to the in laws and I stop in the garage to grab a beer before even entering the house. I've earned it.
7pm - Dinner, beer, wine, champagne, scotch, scotch scotch!!!
11pm - After a handful of drinks, after the Mrs goes to bed, after I watch the Giants suck, after both of my drinking buddies pass out/fall asleep, after 41 consecutive hours of being awake and being awesome Scar Shoulders rests... but not for long.
Friday November 27, 2008
10am - Hit the bank and turn small bills into Hundys.
2pm - BWI flight takes off for Chi-Town.
5pm (Chi Town time) - Chi-Town beers during the layover.
8pm (Vegas time) - Touch down head to the Mirage and . . . . . . meet up with BD2 to get awesome!
9pm through 2am - Get awesome with the Mrs and BD2 and Mrs BD2. Get the Mrss so awesome in fact yours truly has to escort her to bed. But Scar Shoulders, shouldn't you get some sleep too? After all it's 5am east coast time and you have only slept 8 of the last 72 hours...
5am - Finally head back to the room after a solo gambling mission while the rest of my group was catching Zs (yes BD2 I am calling you a bitch) losing a hundy on Hold Em (where I had 2 more scotches and was pretty close to falling asleep at the table) and another hundy on craps (2 more scotches please!). Go to sleep knowing that not in his wildest dreams could Babyface get this awesome. Straight fire homey.
Saturday November 28, 2009 (SSs 29th Bday)
I'll let BD2 put down the permanent record of what went down this day but I can tell you this much. We started drinking a hair after noon while freaking out some squares at the dolphin and tiger exhibit. It didn't stop it just continued through football watching, steak dinner eating, Cirque de Soliel shows, drinks at Rhumbar
, and finally Roulette and Craps playing where BD2 and Mrs BD2 bitched out on gambling at the worst time ever as SS and Mrs SS got way hot on craps and took $250 and $150 respectively off the Casino before calling it a night around 3am.All in all SS has been getting awesome for the better side of 5 days now. I'de love to write more but I got a bloody mary to get and football to watch.
Your move Babyface.
