GCOTD: Philadelphia

Even if this whole thing doesn't work out, at least we pissed off some Eagles fans.

Take this gem for example:

Brian Baldinger: Eagles have no regret The Eagles should be ecstatic. I view McNabb as a flawed player, and it was never more apparent than in the back-to-back losses to the Cowboys last season. His flaws will never go away. Now, the Eagles get at least two chances to expose the same flaws they've been covering up for 11 years. It works against the Redskins that McNabb is still in the division. Andy Reid can finally stop covering up for one of the most overrated quarterbacks in the history of the game. The Eagles will go to the playoffs. The Redskins will be watching from the golf course.

So much for objective reporting…nice work Baldy.

This just in...Haynesworth not participating in voluntary workouts...shocking. I foresee a DT Tennessee Williams on the roster in the not to distant future. If not can we please get Okung and not one of those gay quarterbacks?? WAA! You took our quarterback! WAA! get over it you crybabies. This is our year. Enjoy the rebuilding shitheads we are going to the Super Bowl...ballleevve it. Get used to the 2 familiar faces pictured above, they will be on ESPN alot and not because of the circus that was Redskins park last year and for the last 10 years, but because we are going to beat that ass (everyone else) with our burgundy and gold shoes all damn day. Yes I said "we", no I don't feel bad about it. GO SKINS!!

PS Fuck Dallas and NY too.

For my Terps Jackals

I have been giving the General the business mostly because I don't like him as an individual but also because I can tell it gets SS and BMRs panties in a bunch, but I must say when I saw this last night I was cheering my balls off.



PS The Capitals are so much fun to watch...Thank you NHL for not being an elitist piece of shit like the NFL and actually letting your out of town fans watch their home team.

PPS - Please let the Orioles be a decent team. .500 season is all a jackal wants

PPPPS - Yeah Shanahan cleaning house. Randle El who? get your old ass out. Out of the gutter and into the palace? Guess we will see..please get an offensive line and fire Portis for the love of jackals

Babyface be stupid yo...

OK so your statement is wrong on so many levels it almost doesn't deserve a response, but for shits let me plug a few holes in it because I am bored at work.

"his team is at best the worst team in the nfl this year" You seem to forget about the Lions, Rams, Chiefs, Browns, Seahawks Raiders and Bills which were equally bad if not worse considering the Redskins have to play in one of the toughest divisions so record doesn't tell the whole story. (That said they did suck ass this year.)

"if not all time"

Redskins Regular Season Record (all-time) : 541-506-27
Redskins Playoff Record (all-time) : 23-17 (Last appearance after 2007 season)
Redskins Super Bowls Won: 3 out of 5 appearances
Redskins Championships Won: 5

Oops looks like you were wrong on all fronts there too...

"number two i sleep at night just fine cuz my team is still in the playoffs and won their division"

Yeah enjoy that for the next few days until you get dessimated by the Vikings this weekend. Not even Wade Phillips bitch tits will hide you from the fact the the Cowboys have beat no decent team, Eagles included, that would make you think they have a shot. Granted they beat New Orleans, but only because N.O. was worried about more important shit like playing a real team in the NFC Championship.

Even if by some miracle they get to the NFC Championship and win. Do you really think they will have a shot against the AFC opponent that wins out when you have the Chargers, Colts, and Ravens all in the mix??

Cowboys eat a dick!

See your punk ass in 2010....bbiiiiitttccchh!

For those Jackals who don't like to combine awesome with awesomeness

I like T&A with my sports viewing and beverage consumption. In my opinion it part of what makes football so 'Merican and awesome. Some jackals (or clones?) however don't see the need for having a little visual entertainment for the 4,001 commercial breaks during a sporting event while not in beverage or bathroom lines. But some of those individuals happen to think that the clone pictured above is not GAF. Head I 100% agree that some things sexually related have no business being in football. I'm just sayin'

Go SKINS!!!!!!!!

You know what you will never see at Giants games? Cheerleaders... One of the 4,344,567,565,556,565,921,685,393,029 reasons why the Redskins are the best football team in the NFC East. The season may end in two weeks, but at least we can make a few Giants fans join in our misery by beating that ass tonight proper. A few things in the Skins favor, they have nothing to lose, all the players are playing for a new boss and their jobs, it is a home game, the Skins are getting hot (albeit too late), the Giants suck balls, the Giants almost always blow it for nationally televised games, Ball DEEP needs something good to happen for his favorite team, and by default our cheerleaders are hotter because the homo giants don't believe in T&A on the sidelines. GO SKINS!

Christmas came early!!

Good riddance Cerrato. Hopefully now my team won't blow goats now that this jackal is running things.

Bruce Allen, the son of former Redskins coach George Allen, will be the new
executive vice president of football operations and general manager of the
Washington Redskins, according to radio station ESPN 980.

WE WANT CHUCKY!!!

'Matter Pussy Bitch??! a-bow-geeez-a!!

In Response: Head...I hate yo sorry ass

The fact that you are just discovering this now shows how little you know about the NFL. Even chicks know this shit Head. Why the fuck do you think I have been silent with my trash talking over the past few weeks??

Also, http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/10/12/most-amazing-stat-of-the-day/ is a completely useless link. “Page cannot be displayed” doesn’t prove anything other than the fact the the hyperlink master is losing his touch.

Washington is a team in utter disarray. It is our owner’s fault. The fans know it, media knows it, players and coaches know it, hell even chicks know it. And have since week 2. Yet you are just posting this now. Which means you are either (a) stupid as fuck or (b) really fucking unobservant
I heard Doug Gottlieb last night on ESPN radio (major douche) say the worst teams in the League were as follows:

Oakland, Cleveland, St. Louis, Detroit, Tennesee, Buffalo, Tampa Bay and my beloved Washington Redskins. He didn't even mention winless Kansas City whom we play Sunday. Apparently he thinks they are better than the Skins (Pretty fucking awful). If they lose this weekend which many people in DC hope they will so that change is forced to happen, this point will be proven correct.

I admit the team is really bad, but why the fuck do you care? You don’t even like the NFL. None of you intellectual types do. It is too ‘Merican for you to handle. Big ass truck commercials, American shitty beer commercials, massive corporate marketing, cheerleaders, tailgating, hot dogs, burgers, hot women, excessive drinking etc, etc. Oh wait. College football has all the same shit and a 1/3 of the mystique, excitement, talent or fucking ACTUAL champion at the end of the season. Go watch your shitty ass college games where they vote for the champion instead of having playoffs.

Ball DEEP Can Taste Victory Already

Shouldaz, your absence in the Den only indicates one thing. You are skerrred. "If you skerrrred say you skeerrreed!" You know your bitch ass VAG-iants are going down in their home opener at the hands of my Rayad-skins (how black people from DC say it). All the talking heads are skeerreed too. They are all picking the Giants, but we all know it will be me drinking Jameson after this upset victory. Better run to the liquor store on your way home tonight and buy a case of Jameson, because this may be the first but it will not be the last bottle you owe me this season.

24-21 Skins Win.

Pllleeeeaasssseeee baaalllleeeeeeeeevvvveveee meeeeah!

BALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEE IT!!

Dan Snyder Go Asleep: Response

Boog, I can't argue there. Dan Snyder...eat a fatty. He has singlehandedly screwed up one of the most storied franchises in the league. Still got love for my Redskins though. Maybe he will die and a new owner will come along and suck a percentage less than he. One can only hope.

Let's get back to the good 'ol days. Clinton Portis, shut up and beat Riggins record, Hayneworth, break Eli Manning in two, Zorn, Hip hip..Super Bowl, come on were ready. 18 years is long enough to wait. Get your shit together and win. Split the division rival games, beat AFC West, Beat NFC South 10-6 playoffs... Balleeeevvvee it.
As far as the ticket holders, I dont feel bad for them at all. Season tickets are damn expensive and a luxury. I had them for one year and it was tough. Payment plans to help you stay a season ticket holder is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. Get the fuck out if you can't pay. Maybe if there werent so many assholes drawing down their home equity and credit cards to get season tickets, prices would go down and availability would go up. A brotha would like to watch the game without needing binocks and shit.

This is the same reason our houses are worth a third of what they used to be and you can barely afford to get a new pair of sneaks. This mostly credit driven society is on the way out. Try and get a loan, I dare you. Unless you have the money already, you ain't getting it. Unless you pay through the nose through paying high as hell interest and have really good credit. Just pay straight cash for shit. Or take smart loans when you NEED them. If you don't have money, you can't drive a BMW and have a Blackberry. Jackals gotta keep that shit on lock because it is too easy to fall into that trap. I am speaking from experience. I have been living champangne lifestyle on a lite beer budget for a minute. No mas.

Not to mention that the NFL has been getting fat off us for our whole lives. They should have to deal with the pains of recession too. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to nfl.com and purchase some team licensed apparel at astronomical prices and then go read about my team on yahoo.com and see an ad for Coors light. Then I'll go buy some Coors light after work to forget about all of this negative shit. (this is exactly what is going to happen.)

Fuck....everyone

When I see 0 Comments it makes me feel like less of a man.  Am I doing something wrong?  Am I as boring as I think I am?  Fuck ya'll  say something...shit say my post sucks.   I don't give a fuck.  Just say something.  Give a jackal some direction.  Scrimps crying about chopped trees?? Miss Universe???  Alec Baldwin....nothing???  really???

By the way if you are looking to get awesome but recession has you down I recommend the following:  

Yes, that picture is not an illusion.  It is 33.8 oz of beer in one can for $2.50.  I filled a draft glass 3 times with beer to spare.  Not to mention it is 5% Alc by Vol so you can get good and awesome on the cheap.  For Reaalllly  REAL though.   All I could think about whilst consuming this gargantuan beverage was what an amazing wizard staff it would make. But it appears that we have to abandon that trend because the masses have caught on and jackals have to stay on the forefront of getting awesomeness.  We need a new schtick for Mancation '10.

PS Chris Cooley - 73 yards....JASON CAMPBELL TD.....Believe in J.C.   Tom Brady hurt....again.

NFL is back Bitches!

BAALLEEEEVEE ITTT!!

Gay Clone of the Day: Burress Giant Loser

Once again Creed's My Own Prison applies to one of my posts. Good Lord is Creed GAF. Almost as fucking gay as Burress shooting himself in a club and now going to Federal pound me in the ass prison for 2 years for it. As the Simpson's bully so poignantly says: HA!HA!

Here is what GAF Eli Manning had to say about it:

"duh....duh....I beat Paayyton eatin' Oreos twice...duh"

Giants be some SSSKKKKKKEEEEERRRRIIIMMPPPPSSS!!

PS GO SKINS!!!