Wednesday, January 26, 2011

JOTD: Barack O-fucking-bama

My main jackal was cracking jokes, talkin' 'bout alternative energy solutions, flat out calling 'No Child Left Behind' some bullshit, calling for the end of big oil tax cuts. The only thing I didn't like about this speech was Barack acknowledging he can't do any awesome shit without the fucking "stick in the mud" politics of Washington. Part of me wishes he was the dictator Fox News claims he is.

Funny Broadcasting

In the Jonathans game last night this dude from Marquette gets out on the break and throws down a wicked dunk on Kemba Walker and the announcer goes "OOHHHHHH!!!!!! Hide your kids hide your mother hide your husbands, cause Darius Odom Johnson is dunkin on everybody out here!!!!!!"