Friday, September 18, 2009

JOTD: Steve McQueen (again) OG JACKAL

I am not gay, but I am a huge Steve McQueen fan.  This dude is the fucking man.  Don't believe me?  Here are just a few examples why Steve McQueen would embarrass the GAF Brad Pitts and Matt Damons of the world.  Dude did his own stunts while these scrimps were little eggs hangin on fallopian tubes of they moms and shit.  Not to mention he did it without the "help" of CGI, Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, stunt doubles, trick camera angles, etc.  

He actually did this crazy ass shit.  And he did it like a jackal should, with no bullshit and fussing about.  Fucking Jackal to the core.  


He owned and actually drove Ferraris, Porsches, etc.  So what, right?  OK here's more

He banged hot chicks, drank and smoked to excess.  Still not impressed?  OK here what he did when he was at "work"

Exhibit A (I admit I got a little bit of a chubby at min 4:05.  I need that car)


Exhibit B


Exhibit C


enough said...

Ball DEEP Attempts a BMR stream of conscienceness post

When did the photos next to the name's start? I like it. Glad I uploaded SOP album cover when I created my profile.

Let me just give you a list of bands:

Sting
Metallica (w Jason Newsted)
Offspring
Green Day
Yes

And yet another list:

Pearl Jam
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Metallica (w Cliff Burton)
Primus
311
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Thin Lizzy

Do you know the difference?

The first list of bands are GAF. AND the bassists in said bands play bass with a pick.

The second list of bands are JAF. These band's bassists do not use picks because they are not gay as fuck and are not afraid of a few blisters. And they are not wannabe guitarists that were to lazy to learn the other 2 strings.

...coincidence? I think not.

(This holds true for all except two Masters of bass which do both pick and non-pick play: Roger Waters and Paul McCartney, but they are exempt because they could play with their members and still be JAF.)

Megan Fox is hot and so is Taylor Hicks and a few other of those Hollywood chicks but they are really annoying.

I love the Redskins. I really hope they beat Coach Spags and the shitty ass Rams at home. I wish I could be there with Pontius and Nuggets a.k.a. voicemail to see it in person.

I think that I was wrong about the Health care debate. I am with Head now. Let's go ahead and get that sorted out OK gov't? That would be ggreeeeaaaatt. Mkay?

I have wheels for sale on
craigslist.

I am not sure who to root for this weekend because I starting to hate the Giants equal to the Cowboys....but I still hate the Cowboys more. I think I just answered that. Maybe I'll just root for (H)Romo and (BOY)Manning to get carried out in stretchers hand in hand.

I am going to start eating better and not drinking as much beer. Well probably not but it is the thought that counts right?

ITS FUCKING FRIDAY!

Cheese

Sangria

Cardboard

"Vanilla Ice Platinum? That shit's ridiclous " - Phife Dog

I wonder what Ralph Machio is up to these days? And Mr Miyagi for that matter...


Mancation 2010, let's get serious. When, Where, who???

I love Oskar Blues beer. Except the scottish ale crap. Shit sucks.

Ball DEEP OUT!