At the Risk of Being Un-'Merican

This is a horrible fucking idea.

Degenerate gambling leads to...charity?

Ever go to a work happy hour? Ever get drunk at one? Ever try to talk two coworkers into making a bet on fantasy football? Ever convince them to come to terms on said bet by making a bet with another coworker on fantasy football and then calling them pussies? Ever lose said bet? Ever wake up on a Tuesday morning and do this to your face and then have to figure out a way to explain it to the people laughing at you at work (as well as your unsuspecting wife)?

Low and behold I have now joined the Movember movement! Sure I have to keep the Stache for an extra 10 days but at least my bosses don't know about my degenerate gambling that shows no regard for work place decorum and good sense! Mustaches to beat Prostate Cancer! Yeah that's what happened! Bosses can't be against Movember because that makes them for Prostate Cancer! So feel free to donate to my misery and humiliation. Dig deep Jackals...

My Movember Profile That Accepts Tax Deductible Donations