Could this list BE any more wrong???!!

Who wrote this? I want to kick them in their baby nuts...
People be dumb as hell.
Show 'em how we do Jackals:

Jackal Restaurant of the Day: Mildred's Temple Kitchen

Well well well, Canada. It appears there's jackal in you yet. I've heard Montreal has some of the continent's best strip clubs, but this takes it to a whole new level. "I'll have the Mussels in about 45 minutes and you might want to watch the door, because you're hostess won't be."

Jackal Observation: Hot Dogs Be Nasty, Yo!

On my morning commute today, I saw this dude scarfing a fully loaded hot dog(relish, onions, ketchup, mustard) and sipping on a 20oz. coffee for breakfast. Allow BMR to totally alienate himself from the Den. Pork is nasty, yo. I dig the fuck out of some bacon, I'm digesting some right now. Ma Dukes used to kick it with the pork chops and I had no qualms. But sausage? Get the fuck out of here and quit sullying the chili. Pork loin? Venison is the only loin for me. Hot dogs? They're nasty at any hour, but there's no reason to eat one for breakfast. I've seen ninjas in the city on several occasions. I've seen them scarf those bitches before ten in the morning. Shit is filthy. Did you know Coca Cola + raw pork = worms? Ba leeve it.